If elf has a million haters im one of them. If elf has a 1000 haters im still one of them. If elf has 1 hater its me. If elf has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is against elf then I am with the world

they should be marched off the pier

im only 5’2” theres only so much i can do

great news regarding the de-rusting potential of plain white vinegar

People can criticise Chapo, the Dirtbag Left or whatever else you want to call it (#whocare), but the fact is that Matt Christman had these people’s number a decade ago. They think and believe the exact same things as the far-right, but the right just got there quicker and put it more bluntly:

it might be too late for this particular screw tbh

i did this today and thought about this post while i was doing it

glass beachhhh and maybe she/her/hers too

now we’re asking the real questions

i like bobbing my head at them threateningly. they get really pressed