Cussing Carrie's
@cussingcarries.bsky.social
🙋🏼♀️ She/Her
🏳️🌈 Queer disabled mama
👕 Maker of sassy & snarky apparel, stickers, & more
💙 Woke, leftist, socialist, pro-choice, banned book-reading blue voter
✋️ Michigangsta
🎵 Raised on hose water & neglect
✨️ Shop 24/7 at www.cussingcarries.com
🏳️🌈 Queer disabled mama
👕 Maker of sassy & snarky apparel, stickers, & more
💙 Woke, leftist, socialist, pro-choice, banned book-reading blue voter
✋️ Michigangsta
🎵 Raised on hose water & neglect
✨️ Shop 24/7 at www.cussingcarries.com
Lots of ways to save at Cussing Carrie's!
❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section!
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50.
www.cussingcarries.com
❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section!
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50.
www.cussingcarries.com
Cussing Carrie's Creations
Little crafts with big sentiments. Sassy, snarky, and sweary homemade goods for all your appropriate and inappropriate gifting needs.
www.cussingcarries.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lots of ways to save at Cussing Carrie's!
❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section!
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50.
www.cussingcarries.com
❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section!
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50.
www.cussingcarries.com
More Christmas clearance!
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
More Christmas clearance!
New markdowns on the website!
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
New markdowns on the website!
I had a wonderful time yesterday at Sanctuary Spirits. Great food and a great vibe!
🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary.
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45
Now go tackle your to-do list!
🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary.
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45
Now go tackle your to-do list!
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I had a wonderful time yesterday at Sanctuary Spirits. Great food and a great vibe!
🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary.
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45
Now go tackle your to-do list!
🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary.
🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."
🧑🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45
Now go tackle your to-do list!
Well, didn’t have the greatest sales this afternoon at Sanctuary Spirits, but I had a great time anyway! The other vendors were all friendly and I did some networking. Don't forget keychains,pins,xand stickers are 15% off! www.cussingcarries.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Well, didn’t have the greatest sales this afternoon at Sanctuary Spirits, but I had a great time anyway! The other vendors were all friendly and I did some networking. Don't forget keychains,pins,xand stickers are 15% off! www.cussingcarries.com
Just some of the fun stuff you can get at Cussing Carrie's! Stickers, keychains, pinback buttons, and magnets are currently 15% off! No code nevessary.
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just some of the fun stuff you can get at Cussing Carrie's! Stickers, keychains, pinback buttons, and magnets are currently 15% off! No code nevessary.
You might not have jingled all the way through the week, but you did the damn thing. Now treat yourself to a little something! All stickers, buttons, keychains, and magnets are 15% off through Dec. 25th.. From my tired feet to yours. No code necessary!
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You might not have jingled all the way through the week, but you did the damn thing. Now treat yourself to a little something! All stickers, buttons, keychains, and magnets are 15% off through Dec. 25th.. From my tired feet to yours. No code necessary!
I got a request for a "subtle yet classy" FDT shirt with a "traditional" vibe. I was working on it when another customer came to pick up their order, and I excitedly shared. I sold 2 more tees. That's a sign. Added to the site!
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I got a request for a "subtle yet classy" FDT shirt with a "traditional" vibe. I was working on it when another customer came to pick up their order, and I excitedly shared. I sold 2 more tees. That's a sign. Added to the site!
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
You know what really sucks about today's market? I have yet to collect a single donation for Helping Women Period. I'm so embarrassed. I really thought I'd be able to fill one of my merch totes with donations. Nope. I'm a loser. I could cry.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You know what really sucks about today's market? I have yet to collect a single donation for Helping Women Period. I'm so embarrassed. I really thought I'd be able to fill one of my merch totes with donations. Nope. I'm a loser. I could cry.
My event sales so far are tracking about 33% less than what I did the same day & same event last year.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My event sales so far are tracking about 33% less than what I did the same day & same event last year.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
All set up on the ground floor of the MSU Union for the 62nd Annual MSU Arts & Crafts Show! 9AM - 5PM Saturday and 10AM - 4PM Sunday!
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All set up on the ground floor of the MSU Union for the 62nd Annual MSU Arts & Crafts Show! 9AM - 5PM Saturday and 10AM - 4PM Sunday!
Black Friday sale!
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Black Friday sale!
Then earlier today, my Cricut croaked mid-cut. I had to replace it immediately. It's out of warranty, and I am in the middle of a bulk order. So, I'm having a little sale through midnight Wednesday. Use the code "CRICUT" for 20% off at checkout.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Then earlier today, my Cricut croaked mid-cut. I had to replace it immediately. It's out of warranty, and I am in the middle of a bulk order. So, I'm having a little sale through midnight Wednesday. Use the code "CRICUT" for 20% off at checkout.
I did have to cancel an event last Sunday because the planner decided two days in advance that no political merch was allowed. When I asked for clarification, I was advised that I could have nothing referencing equality, banned books, feminism, etc., roughly 75% of my merch.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I did have to cancel an event last Sunday because the planner decided two days in advance that no political merch was allowed. When I asked for clarification, I was advised that I could have nothing referencing equality, banned books, feminism, etc., roughly 75% of my merch.
I forget I have this account. I am so sorry. It's like my red-headed stepchild or something.
I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.
I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I forget I have this account. I am so sorry. It's like my red-headed stepchild or something.
I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.
I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.
I'm vending at Dakota High School in Macomb Township. I vended here last year.
A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.
A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm vending at Dakota High School in Macomb Township. I vended here last year.
A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.
A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.
Jay left this review and threatened to sic all 222 of his friends on me. FB took it down, but I had a little fun with my Threads followers. Callie's RBF comes in handy from time to time. I've been calling her Comrade all day. It's Callie's world and I just live here.
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Jay left this review and threatened to sic all 222 of his friends on me. FB took it down, but I had a little fun with my Threads followers. Callie's RBF comes in handy from time to time. I've been calling her Comrade all day. It's Callie's world and I just live here.
My posts and word-of-mouth kicked up a lot of traffic, good AND bad. FB trolls spammed my customers with disgusting memes, called me unfuckable, and told me my pink hair indicates that I'm not educated. I have two college degrees but apparently pink hair nullifies them.
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My posts and word-of-mouth kicked up a lot of traffic, good AND bad. FB trolls spammed my customers with disgusting memes, called me unfuckable, and told me my pink hair indicates that I'm not educated. I have two college degrees but apparently pink hair nullifies them.
So, let's see here. Had a great day at Haslett High on Saturday even though I had zero sales for the first 1.5 hours. My people sleep in.
I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.
I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So, let's see here. Had a great day at Haslett High on Saturday even though I had zero sales for the first 1.5 hours. My people sleep in.
I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.
I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.
It's been a weekend.
I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.
I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's been a weekend.
I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.
I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.
For the Swifties!
October 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
For the Swifties!
New shirts added to website! I think either Lady Liberty or Rosie qualifies as antifa's girlfriend. These are my original designs and are only available at Cussing Carrie's!
#antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries
#antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries
October 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
New shirts added to website! I think either Lady Liberty or Rosie qualifies as antifa's girlfriend. These are my original designs and are only available at Cussing Carrie's!
#antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries
#antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries
Toddler kidults! It's hard to believe these pictures are 16 years old. It feels like just yesterday they were yelling, "Momma, I fix it! See, I fix it!"
October 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Toddler kidults! It's hard to believe these pictures are 16 years old. It feels like just yesterday they were yelling, "Momma, I fix it! See, I fix it!"
My beautiful Aunt Sandy. I miss her more than words can express.
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My beautiful Aunt Sandy. I miss her more than words can express.
My beloved Aunt Sandy would've been 69 today had she not lost her battle with metastatic triple negative breast cancer in June 2016. I'm donating the proceeds from these four shirts to It's a Breast Thing in her honor. She was my best friend and my biggest cheerleader. I hope I make her proud.
October 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My beloved Aunt Sandy would've been 69 today had she not lost her battle with metastatic triple negative breast cancer in June 2016. I'm donating the proceeds from these four shirts to It's a Breast Thing in her honor. She was my best friend and my biggest cheerleader. I hope I make her proud.