custard : just one more tote bag
@custard.bsky.social
Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club
Finally cast my votes, and I will reveal them straightaway! No element of mystery with THIS custard. I had to keep going back going, really? No parking on the dance floor so high? But even on repeated listens to REALLY make sure... the traffic inspector ruled in its favour
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Finally cast my votes, and I will reveal them straightaway! No element of mystery with THIS custard. I had to keep going back going, really? No parking on the dance floor so high? But even on repeated listens to REALLY make sure... the traffic inspector ruled in its favour
Lyric of the year from XLOV #dangwatch
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Lyric of the year from XLOV #dangwatch
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
Me and wumuti are listening to xlov and scritti politti today. The soundburger hungers for more tunes. Morrre!
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me and wumuti are listening to xlov and scritti politti today. The soundburger hungers for more tunes. Morrre!
Zerobase1 bloke doing it... MODIFIED!!
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Zerobase1 bloke doing it... MODIFIED!!
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
Today i faced the consequences of Sirs fluffy tummy, ie I found some matted bits on his chest! Oh no! I brushed out two, snipped out two (with horrifically blunt scissors, won't use again, where does one get safe sharp scissors please?!) and he seems to have chewed out two. So! Much! Fluff!
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Today i faced the consequences of Sirs fluffy tummy, ie I found some matted bits on his chest! Oh no! I brushed out two, snipped out two (with horrifically blunt scissors, won't use again, where does one get safe sharp scissors please?!) and he seems to have chewed out two. So! Much! Fluff!
Never ever not delighted to witness this cat/paper bag interaction!
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Never ever not delighted to witness this cat/paper bag interaction!
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
A promo for XLOV, or an advert for the Commodore 64 starter pack? They may have more in common than you thought.
Both go Biiii:P!
Both go Biiii:P!
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
A promo for XLOV, or an advert for the Commodore 64 starter pack? They may have more in common than you thought.
Both go Biiii:P!
Both go Biiii:P!
How I hope that the full length picture of this look reveals Wumuti dressed as a slightly more made-up Kevin Rowland. In all honesty I wish the fans of XLOV's strong genderqueer vibes would also read Kevin's brill thoughts here, because yes Kevin, so good! www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
How I hope that the full length picture of this look reveals Wumuti dressed as a slightly more made-up Kevin Rowland. In all honesty I wish the fans of XLOV's strong genderqueer vibes would also read Kevin's brill thoughts here, because yes Kevin, so good! www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
I asked the cat to meow if he would like a 24karat gold labewbew but he stayed silent. Thank goodness, there was a lot riding on that
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I asked the cat to meow if he would like a 24karat gold labewbew but he stayed silent. Thank goodness, there was a lot riding on that
We're off to Wolverhampton!
(you're not more surprised than I am)
(you're not more surprised than I am)
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We're off to Wolverhampton!
(you're not more surprised than I am)
(you're not more surprised than I am)
He stole Hyun, again!
Stealing Hyun did NOT calm him down. After the theft he ran around battling my rucksack, the blanket, the sofa (to limited success, the sofa is bigger than his 3.3kg) and a sock. The only thing he hasn't attempted to tackle is of course, the cat toy (RUN AWAY)
Stealing Hyun did NOT calm him down. After the theft he ran around battling my rucksack, the blanket, the sofa (to limited success, the sofa is bigger than his 3.3kg) and a sock. The only thing he hasn't attempted to tackle is of course, the cat toy (RUN AWAY)
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He stole Hyun, again!
Stealing Hyun did NOT calm him down. After the theft he ran around battling my rucksack, the blanket, the sofa (to limited success, the sofa is bigger than his 3.3kg) and a sock. The only thing he hasn't attempted to tackle is of course, the cat toy (RUN AWAY)
Stealing Hyun did NOT calm him down. After the theft he ran around battling my rucksack, the blanket, the sofa (to limited success, the sofa is bigger than his 3.3kg) and a sock. The only thing he hasn't attempted to tackle is of course, the cat toy (RUN AWAY)
Cheating using @kitty666.bsky.social's crisp butty fixings as I did not photograph my own (cheese and onion hula hoops). Searched for Squares on the way home but couldn't find any. Happy Crisp Sandwich Day everyone!
October 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Cheating using @kitty666.bsky.social's crisp butty fixings as I did not photograph my own (cheese and onion hula hoops). Searched for Squares on the way home but couldn't find any. Happy Crisp Sandwich Day everyone!
damn latin my hate is crisp
October 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
damn latin my hate is crisp
he is POINTING you POINTING you
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
he is POINTING you POINTING you
And his finger pointing! I hadn't realised Cliff's major move is pointing a single finger upward, but he's really into it!
October 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
And his finger pointing! I hadn't realised Cliff's major move is pointing a single finger upward, but he's really into it!
Regret to inform everyone that this pose has reminded me of a monkey song that I can NOT remember but have a vague feeling of dj assault so tonight's evening listening is somewhat x-rated
Also are those legwarmers or boots with the fur? I can't handle it if this is a t-pain revival
Also are those legwarmers or boots with the fur? I can't handle it if this is a t-pain revival
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Regret to inform everyone that this pose has reminded me of a monkey song that I can NOT remember but have a vague feeling of dj assault so tonight's evening listening is somewhat x-rated
Also are those legwarmers or boots with the fur? I can't handle it if this is a t-pain revival
Also are those legwarmers or boots with the fur? I can't handle it if this is a t-pain revival
The numbers count always makes counting seem like such fun! Well I suppose it's the quality of the counting not how long it lasts
October 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The numbers count always makes counting seem like such fun! Well I suppose it's the quality of the counting not how long it lasts
He stole my HYUN photocard!!
Such a thief, I will check his favourite box for louvre jewels post haste
Such a thief, I will check his favourite box for louvre jewels post haste
October 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
He stole my HYUN photocard!!
Such a thief, I will check his favourite box for louvre jewels post haste
Such a thief, I will check his favourite box for louvre jewels post haste
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
(posting this almost 17hrs late! Well I never. This was a good game though although I took NO LESSONS FROM IT AT ALL)
(posting this almost 17hrs late! Well I never. This was a good game though although I took NO LESSONS FROM IT AT ALL)
October 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
(posting this almost 17hrs late! Well I never. This was a good game though although I took NO LESSONS FROM IT AT ALL)
(posting this almost 17hrs late! Well I never. This was a good game though although I took NO LESSONS FROM IT AT ALL)
He wasn't quite so keen on a bit of Sugar Rush by AKB48
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
He wasn't quite so keen on a bit of Sugar Rush by AKB48
Feeling hyun hyun hyun 💃
Feeling Kim Jinhyung 🕺
Feeling hyun hyun hyun 👯
TOP MARKS
Feeling Kim Jinhyung 🕺
Feeling hyun hyun hyun 👯
TOP MARKS
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Feeling hyun hyun hyun 💃
Feeling Kim Jinhyung 🕺
Feeling hyun hyun hyun 👯
TOP MARKS
Feeling Kim Jinhyung 🕺
Feeling hyun hyun hyun 👯
TOP MARKS
This reads to me as SO blokey bcz it reminds me of the Sweet and all those top pub geezers in a continuum of spangle glam. "Ey up wumuti, where's me whippet". Meanwhile t'internet is dying over pretty femboyism (which it also is!) and I am cackling abt whippets. It's tuff being old! Love you XLOV!
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This reads to me as SO blokey bcz it reminds me of the Sweet and all those top pub geezers in a continuum of spangle glam. "Ey up wumuti, where's me whippet". Meanwhile t'internet is dying over pretty femboyism (which it also is!) and I am cackling abt whippets. It's tuff being old! Love you XLOV!
BTW the fur coat with tartan troos is definitely my vibe and I will recreate Wumuti's outfit. Haru's jacket however reminds me of Jamie from Made in Chelsea*, so whilst I like the big scarf, no urge to recreate.
*a manky sheepskin thing so grim I remember it 10+ years later
*a manky sheepskin thing so grim I remember it 10+ years later
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
BTW the fur coat with tartan troos is definitely my vibe and I will recreate Wumuti's outfit. Haru's jacket however reminds me of Jamie from Made in Chelsea*, so whilst I like the big scarf, no urge to recreate.
*a manky sheepskin thing so grim I remember it 10+ years later
*a manky sheepskin thing so grim I remember it 10+ years later
Is Wumuti actually on record as drinking whisky and tea btw? I need to know more details please. A sweet lemon tea is very different from a smokey tea which is very different from a chai which is very different from a glug of TALISKER in your Yorkshire Tea for Hard Water. Need to know #wumutea
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Is Wumuti actually on record as drinking whisky and tea btw? I need to know more details please. A sweet lemon tea is very different from a smokey tea which is very different from a chai which is very different from a glug of TALISKER in your Yorkshire Tea for Hard Water. Need to know #wumutea
Fifth member of XLOV revealed to be none other but... CUSTARD!!
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Fifth member of XLOV revealed to be none other but... CUSTARD!!