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Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club
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Vital intel!
Holger! Is! Right! #gameofwool
Holger is right and he should say it! #gameofwool
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Holger! Is! Right! #gameofwool
Finally cast my votes, and I will reveal them straightaway! No element of mystery with THIS custard. I had to keep going back going, really? No parking on the dance floor so high? But even on repeated listens to REALLY make sure... the traffic inspector ruled in its favour
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Finally cast my votes, and I will reveal them straightaway! No element of mystery with THIS custard. I had to keep going back going, really? No parking on the dance floor so high? But even on repeated listens to REALLY make sure... the traffic inspector ruled in its favour
The amount of highlighter they put on Hyun in particular is ridic. I'm going to have to start calling it hyunlighter.
Anyway I actually looked for 'highlighter' myself in the shop yesterday but got *utterly* confused between powders and sticks and sometimes it is a contour or a bronzer so gave up
Anyway I actually looked for 'highlighter' myself in the shop yesterday but got *utterly* confused between powders and sticks and sometimes it is a contour or a bronzer so gave up
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The amount of highlighter they put on Hyun in particular is ridic. I'm going to have to start calling it hyunlighter.
Anyway I actually looked for 'highlighter' myself in the shop yesterday but got *utterly* confused between powders and sticks and sometimes it is a contour or a bronzer so gave up
Anyway I actually looked for 'highlighter' myself in the shop yesterday but got *utterly* confused between powders and sticks and sometimes it is a contour or a bronzer so gave up
Lyric of the year from XLOV #dangwatch
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Lyric of the year from XLOV #dangwatch
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
Thank you to the chemist for being shut, didn't need my prescription anyway*. Instead I now have a mug tree, pickle jar, hefty steel khalbatta and a free pot of topsoil. It'll do...?
*the hilarious joke is that I'm overdue it anyway 😭 researching moving to postal delivery, yes...
*the hilarious joke is that I'm overdue it anyway 😭 researching moving to postal delivery, yes...
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Thank you to the chemist for being shut, didn't need my prescription anyway*. Instead I now have a mug tree, pickle jar, hefty steel khalbatta and a free pot of topsoil. It'll do...?
*the hilarious joke is that I'm overdue it anyway 😭 researching moving to postal delivery, yes...
*the hilarious joke is that I'm overdue it anyway 😭 researching moving to postal delivery, yes...
Me and wumuti are listening to xlov and scritti politti today. The soundburger hungers for more tunes. Morrre!
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me and wumuti are listening to xlov and scritti politti today. The soundburger hungers for more tunes. Morrre!
Meant to post this with a deadline of Monday and post the playlist youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Meant to post this with a deadline of Monday and post the playlist youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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B-SIDE 10 vote snapshot!
Everything except one track has points (it won its groups too!)
Range is 48-0 - strong spread of points across genres so keep those B-Sides ballots coming!
Everything except one track has points (it won its groups too!)
Range is 48-0 - strong spread of points across genres so keep those B-Sides ballots coming!
And here's the #BPHM8285 B-SIDE FINAL GROUP - exactly the same deal, 32 songs, pick your fave 10
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Black Pop 1982-1985 B-SIDE FINAL GROUP
Welcome to the Black Pop History 1982-1985 poll, where we're polling the best Black music of the early 80s to determine the ULTIMATE TRACK of that era.
As usual with the Black Pop History polls I've ...
docs.google.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
B-SIDE 10 vote snapshot!
Everything except one track has points (it won its groups too!)
Range is 48-0 - strong spread of points across genres so keep those B-Sides ballots coming!
Everything except one track has points (it won its groups too!)
Range is 48-0 - strong spread of points across genres so keep those B-Sides ballots coming!
Now with embed #thisismyjam
High impact! You've been denied! This b1tch is doing it... MODIFIED!
Aka me on all dancefloor ever
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
High impact! You've been denied! This b1tch is doing it... MODIFIED!
Aka me on all dancefloor ever
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
"Modified" Jonny McGovern & Nadya Ginsburg
YouTube video by Jonny McGovern
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Now with embed #thisismyjam
High impact! You've been denied! This b1tch is doing it... MODIFIED!
Aka me on all dancefloor ever
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
High impact! You've been denied! This b1tch is doing it... MODIFIED!
Aka me on all dancefloor ever
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
Zerobase1 bloke doing it... MODIFIED!!
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Zerobase1 bloke doing it... MODIFIED!!
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
Whee!
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Whee!
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Would love to run a zine making day for our students on World Book Day next year, anyone got any South Yorkshire based people they could recommend?
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Would love to run a zine making day for our students on World Book Day next year, anyone got any South Yorkshire based people they could recommend?
Hold my unfinished projects I'm going in on #gameofwool (I shall tag so feeel free to mute tag etc)
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hold my unfinished projects I'm going in on #gameofwool (I shall tag so feeel free to mute tag etc)
youtube I BEG YOU to provide a setting that plays videos with original audio track first and should we wish to use your horrendous auto-dubbing, we can choose to do so
it's seriously off-putting, it's a jump scare at this point!!
it's seriously off-putting, it's a jump scare at this point!!
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
youtube I BEG YOU to provide a setting that plays videos with original audio track first and should we wish to use your horrendous auto-dubbing, we can choose to do so
it's seriously off-putting, it's a jump scare at this point!!
it's seriously off-putting, it's a jump scare at this point!!
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LAST CALL for votes on this - you'll have until at least lunchtime UK time tomorrow, we could use another dozen or so to make it respectably in line with the others!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Black Pop 1985 Round 2: B-SIDES
Welcome to the Black Pop History 1982-1985 poll, where we're polling the best Black music of the early 80s to determine the ULTIMATE TRACK of that era.
As usual with the Black Pop History polls I've ...
docs.google.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
LAST CALL for votes on this - you'll have until at least lunchtime UK time tomorrow, we could use another dozen or so to make it respectably in line with the others!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
ARASHI - A･RA･SHI [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by ARASHI
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Today i faced the consequences of Sirs fluffy tummy, ie I found some matted bits on his chest! Oh no! I brushed out two, snipped out two (with horrifically blunt scissors, won't use again, where does one get safe sharp scissors please?!) and he seems to have chewed out two. So! Much! Fluff!
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Today i faced the consequences of Sirs fluffy tummy, ie I found some matted bits on his chest! Oh no! I brushed out two, snipped out two (with horrifically blunt scissors, won't use again, where does one get safe sharp scissors please?!) and he seems to have chewed out two. So! Much! Fluff!
Never ever not delighted to witness this cat/paper bag interaction!
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Never ever not delighted to witness this cat/paper bag interaction!
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
A promo for XLOV, or an advert for the Commodore 64 starter pack? They may have more in common than you thought.
Both go Biiii:P!
Both go Biiii:P!
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
A promo for XLOV, or an advert for the Commodore 64 starter pack? They may have more in common than you thought.
Both go Biiii:P!
Both go Biiii:P!
I reckon we should bring back #thisismyjam, so I am going to do so. Happy Halloween!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dcg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dcg...
Happy Halloween / Junky feat.鏡音リン
YouTube video by Junky // Clover lab.
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I reckon we should bring back #thisismyjam, so I am going to do so. Happy Halloween!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dcg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dcg...
How I hope that the full length picture of this look reveals Wumuti dressed as a slightly more made-up Kevin Rowland. In all honesty I wish the fans of XLOV's strong genderqueer vibes would also read Kevin's brill thoughts here, because yes Kevin, so good! www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
How I hope that the full length picture of this look reveals Wumuti dressed as a slightly more made-up Kevin Rowland. In all honesty I wish the fans of XLOV's strong genderqueer vibes would also read Kevin's brill thoughts here, because yes Kevin, so good! www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
I asked the cat to meow if he would like a 24karat gold labewbew but he stayed silent. Thank goodness, there was a lot riding on that
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I asked the cat to meow if he would like a 24karat gold labewbew but he stayed silent. Thank goodness, there was a lot riding on that
We're off to Wolverhampton!
(you're not more surprised than I am)
(you're not more surprised than I am)
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We're off to Wolverhampton!
(you're not more surprised than I am)
(you're not more surprised than I am)
FUCK YOU AXS! Why do you ALWAYS break for me when I get a ticket booking link? And your nine billion fees!! No wonder people stay at home with their trusty betamax. Worst platform ever and I hope one day DICE dances on your grave!
I said what I said! GRUMBLE!
I said what I said! GRUMBLE!
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
FUCK YOU AXS! Why do you ALWAYS break for me when I get a ticket booking link? And your nine billion fees!! No wonder people stay at home with their trusty betamax. Worst platform ever and I hope one day DICE dances on your grave!
I said what I said! GRUMBLE!
I said what I said! GRUMBLE!
*taps the sign*
Yknow, if Tonda Ros wanted to team up with the neko atsume gang to create a puzzle that you can solve, which would result in TUBBS turning up less often in the cat drafting pool, I'd be all for it
#bloomingtubbsateallthefriskybitzagain
#bloomingtubbsateallthefriskybitzagain
October 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
*taps the sign*