custard : manager, Chops FC
@custard.bsky.social
Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club
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Vital intel!
To celebrate XLOV in Europe, I'm copying Wumuti's meals!
- home made pizza
- served on a delivery box
- added some salami I had in the fridge that needed to be used up
- 3d printed totodile again
Alas, wumuti hasn't posted any more food, so this project might end soon! Come on wumuti!
- home made pizza
- served on a delivery box
- added some salami I had in the fridge that needed to be used up
- 3d printed totodile again
Alas, wumuti hasn't posted any more food, so this project might end soon! Come on wumuti!
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
To celebrate XLOV in Europe, I'm copying Wumuti's meals!
- home made pizza
- served on a delivery box
- added some salami I had in the fridge that needed to be used up
- 3d printed totodile again
Alas, wumuti hasn't posted any more food, so this project might end soon! Come on wumuti!
- home made pizza
- served on a delivery box
- added some salami I had in the fridge that needed to be used up
- 3d printed totodile again
Alas, wumuti hasn't posted any more food, so this project might end soon! Come on wumuti!
1. How do I do these forehead curls? They were the thing that sold me on xlov at debut too!; and
2. Is the answer 'a hairpiece'?
Cmon wumuti don't gatekeep yr hair secrets (wig secrets?)
2. Is the answer 'a hairpiece'?
Cmon wumuti don't gatekeep yr hair secrets (wig secrets?)
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
1. How do I do these forehead curls? They were the thing that sold me on xlov at debut too!; and
2. Is the answer 'a hairpiece'?
Cmon wumuti don't gatekeep yr hair secrets (wig secrets?)
2. Is the answer 'a hairpiece'?
Cmon wumuti don't gatekeep yr hair secrets (wig secrets?)
The Prof is spending some quality time with XLOV Hyun again
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The Prof is spending some quality time with XLOV Hyun again
I cannot BELIEVE that I did not join the dots between three former members of OnlyOneOf , ie, **OOO**, forming a REBEL successor group called **QQQ** until just today. My January brain is Januarying
Anyway hello my baaabies!! Doing the THING!
(If there's a pun in QtoresQ I haven't 'got' it yet)
Anyway hello my baaabies!! Doing the THING!
(If there's a pun in QtoresQ I haven't 'got' it yet)
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I cannot BELIEVE that I did not join the dots between three former members of OnlyOneOf , ie, **OOO**, forming a REBEL successor group called **QQQ** until just today. My January brain is Januarying
Anyway hello my baaabies!! Doing the THING!
(If there's a pun in QtoresQ I haven't 'got' it yet)
Anyway hello my baaabies!! Doing the THING!
(If there's a pun in QtoresQ I haven't 'got' it yet)
To celebrate XLOV in Europe, I'm copying Wumuti's meals!
- not keen on oranges at so switched to a carrot
- didn't have bread so subbed a croissant
- roxakia for mystery jam pastry
- 3d printed totodile for the axolotyl
- Greek yoghurt for the.. custard (??)
- apple juice/cardamom tea
#xlovdining
- not keen on oranges at so switched to a carrot
- didn't have bread so subbed a croissant
- roxakia for mystery jam pastry
- 3d printed totodile for the axolotyl
- Greek yoghurt for the.. custard (??)
- apple juice/cardamom tea
#xlovdining
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 PM
To celebrate XLOV in Europe, I'm copying Wumuti's meals!
- not keen on oranges at so switched to a carrot
- didn't have bread so subbed a croissant
- roxakia for mystery jam pastry
- 3d printed totodile for the axolotyl
- Greek yoghurt for the.. custard (??)
- apple juice/cardamom tea
#xlovdining
- not keen on oranges at so switched to a carrot
- didn't have bread so subbed a croissant
- roxakia for mystery jam pastry
- 3d printed totodile for the axolotyl
- Greek yoghurt for the.. custard (??)
- apple juice/cardamom tea
#xlovdining
I have glumly unfollowed the Limpicks newsletter and now they're taking away the skeleton from me as well? Of all concerns this is a small one but literally: ICE DOES NOT WELCOME ICE ffs apnews.com/article/ice-...
ICE agents will have a security role at Milan Cortina Olympics
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will have a security role during the upcoming Milan Cortina Winter Games. Sources at the U.S.
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January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I have glumly unfollowed the Limpicks newsletter and now they're taking away the skeleton from me as well? Of all concerns this is a small one but literally: ICE DOES NOT WELCOME ICE ffs apnews.com/article/ice-...
Never seen Phoenix Wright and Theerakit K. Lee in the same room, just saying
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Never seen Phoenix Wright and Theerakit K. Lee in the same room, just saying
A short story written by a ballet critic and a bridge expert well known as satirical lunatics. Delights in wild stereotyping of BALLET TYPES (Stage Mothers! Temperamental Russians!) but is having too much fun larking around to bother with the plot. Fine by me for 170 pages of froth and dead clowns
January 26, 2026 at 7:20 PM
A short story written by a ballet critic and a bridge expert well known as satirical lunatics. Delights in wild stereotyping of BALLET TYPES (Stage Mothers! Temperamental Russians!) but is having too much fun larking around to bother with the plot. Fine by me for 170 pages of froth and dead clowns
Big local news - Pierce Brosnan spotted in local barbers!
January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It's Tyrian Purpel! He auditioned for XLOV but decided to dedicate himself to super dimensional soccer!
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It's Tyrian Purpel! He auditioned for XLOV but decided to dedicate himself to super dimensional soccer!
Reposted by custard : manager, Chops FC
"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, is magic."
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, is magic."
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, is magic."
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, is magic."
Good evening everyone
January 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Good evening everyone
Reposted by custard : manager, Chops FC
“A giant nuclear reactor has been set up in space, for free. All you have to pay is a one-off charge for the receiver dish”
I still think we should rebrand solar power as "space-based nuclear" to make it sound more macho
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
“A giant nuclear reactor has been set up in space, for free. All you have to pay is a one-off charge for the receiver dish”
Stand up stand up 立ち上がリーヨ！
ちぃたん☆チャレンジャー
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January 23, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Stand up stand up 立ち上がリーヨ！
ちぃたん☆チャレンジャー
ちぃたん☆チャレンジャー
Peck! Time for a VIEWING PARTY!
January 20, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Peck! Time for a VIEWING PARTY!
🎤to the cat:
hey theeere floofy chops
what you gonna meow about next
heeeey there, floofy chops
you're gonna have to lick your bum
no more CATerwauling in a minor key
yer gonna have to meow about the zuiderzee-
"oi CUSTARD what's a 'zuiderzee'", he meows.
HONESTLY.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD6U...
hey theeere floofy chops
what you gonna meow about next
heeeey there, floofy chops
you're gonna have to lick your bum
no more CATerwauling in a minor key
yer gonna have to meow about the zuiderzee-
"oi CUSTARD what's a 'zuiderzee'", he meows.
HONESTLY.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD6U...
Half Man Half Biscuit - Moody Chops [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
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January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
🎤to the cat:
hey theeere floofy chops
what you gonna meow about next
heeeey there, floofy chops
you're gonna have to lick your bum
no more CATerwauling in a minor key
yer gonna have to meow about the zuiderzee-
"oi CUSTARD what's a 'zuiderzee'", he meows.
HONESTLY.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD6U...
hey theeere floofy chops
what you gonna meow about next
heeeey there, floofy chops
you're gonna have to lick your bum
no more CATerwauling in a minor key
yer gonna have to meow about the zuiderzee-
"oi CUSTARD what's a 'zuiderzee'", he meows.
HONESTLY.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD6U...
⚡ I am wearing dungarees today over an acrylic jumper! An unexpected (though should have seen it coming) result is that I am now approximately 5000000% static. If anyone needs their phone charging it is quite possible I can be your power bank ⚡
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
⚡ I am wearing dungarees today over an acrylic jumper! An unexpected (though should have seen it coming) result is that I am now approximately 5000000% static. If anyone needs their phone charging it is quite possible I can be your power bank ⚡
Reposting for some joy
bring me suuuunshine
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Reposting for some joy
Sorry wumuti but onlyoneof still covered this best AND next to the bins! Xlov can only dream of such glamour
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Sorry wumuti but onlyoneof still covered this best AND next to the bins! Xlov can only dream of such glamour
#inazuma11 Off-side?? Ref, get a new pair of glasses there is no way CHOPS FC would ever.
In other news, got my first Hero (Cinquedea), a superstitious DF who wears red underpants for luck, and recruited our dark prince, GOTH GRIMSHAW (he loves historical novels!)
In other news, got my first Hero (Cinquedea), a superstitious DF who wears red underpants for luck, and recruited our dark prince, GOTH GRIMSHAW (he loves historical novels!)
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
#inazuma11 Off-side?? Ref, get a new pair of glasses there is no way CHOPS FC would ever.
In other news, got my first Hero (Cinquedea), a superstitious DF who wears red underpants for luck, and recruited our dark prince, GOTH GRIMSHAW (he loves historical novels!)
In other news, got my first Hero (Cinquedea), a superstitious DF who wears red underpants for luck, and recruited our dark prince, GOTH GRIMSHAW (he loves historical novels!)
Tell me no British English proof reading happened for this game without outright telling me
(other option = it ABSOLUTELY happened) #inazuma11
(other option = it ABSOLUTELY happened) #inazuma11
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Tell me no British English proof reading happened for this game without outright telling me
(other option = it ABSOLUTELY happened) #inazuma11
(other option = it ABSOLUTELY happened) #inazuma11
Frasier X Colombo: finally found!!! Stop everything, open up a nice claret and get reading
joechouinard.com/columbo/
joechouinard.com/columbo/
January 12, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Frasier X Colombo: finally found!!! Stop everything, open up a nice claret and get reading
joechouinard.com/columbo/
joechouinard.com/columbo/
Done and done
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January 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Done and done
I am still absolutely fuming that the "ancient administrator's hat" is one of the special items from animal crossing I haven't managed to get from gullivar in FIVE count em 五 YEARS of play
I think you'll find I feel perfectly normal about my special employee of the month hat, thank YOU very much
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I am still absolutely fuming that the "ancient administrator's hat" is one of the special items from animal crossing I haven't managed to get from gullivar in FIVE count em 五 YEARS of play
shoe or... cybertruck?!
January 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
shoe or... cybertruck?!