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Hey, Congress:
I was just fondly remembering some of the times I got called in on my M-F, 8-5 job at midnight, on the weekend or sometimes during scheduled time off to deal with a crisis.
Hope your vacation has been super great!
I was just fondly remembering some of the times I got called in on my M-F, 8-5 job at midnight, on the weekend or sometimes during scheduled time off to deal with a crisis.
Hope your vacation has been super great!
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Hey, Congress:
I was just fondly remembering some of the times I got called in on my M-F, 8-5 job at midnight, on the weekend or sometimes during scheduled time off to deal with a crisis.
Hope your vacation has been super great!
I was just fondly remembering some of the times I got called in on my M-F, 8-5 job at midnight, on the weekend or sometimes during scheduled time off to deal with a crisis.
Hope your vacation has been super great!
The unsung hero of Stranger Things, Derek, really said it all about 2025:
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The unsung hero of Stranger Things, Derek, really said it all about 2025:
Stephen Miller should shut his pasta hole if you ask me...
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Stephen Miller should shut his pasta hole if you ask me...
HAPPY NEW LARRY
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
HAPPY NEW LARRY
You assholes shouldn't have left the baby goat behind...
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You assholes shouldn't have left the baby goat behind...
The responses from users are pretty uniform across all social media as the Fortnite servers shit the bed here on Christmas Eve...
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The responses from users are pretty uniform across all social media as the Fortnite servers shit the bed here on Christmas Eve...
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
For every item you purchased from Amazon today in support of buying another super-yacht for Jeff Bezos this is my Christmas wish for you...
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
For every item you purchased from Amazon today in support of buying another super-yacht for Jeff Bezos this is my Christmas wish for you...
Oh, good, Winter's here again.
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh, good, Winter's here again.
When your turkey is perpetually dry as the Mojave because you're married to Stephen Miller...
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When your turkey is perpetually dry as the Mojave because you're married to Stephen Miller...
Ever notice that you never see Kash Patel and Doctor Rockzo in the same room together?
Just me?
Ooookay...
Just me?
Ooookay...
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ever notice that you never see Kash Patel and Doctor Rockzo in the same room together?
Just me?
Ooookay...
Just me?
Ooookay...
TFW it's slam poetry night and unlike everyone else you forgot RFK Jr is reading love compositions:
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
TFW it's slam poetry night and unlike everyone else you forgot RFK Jr is reading love compositions:
Good morning to Mike Johnson and only Mike Johnson:
"427 to...1."
"427 to...1."
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Good morning to Mike Johnson and only Mike Johnson:
"427 to...1."
"427 to...1."
And now it just needs a signature from Ol' Pig Eyes...
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
And now it just needs a signature from Ol' Pig Eyes...
Since the Epstein files release mentioning "Bubba" my social media experience has sure been... something.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Since the Epstein files release mentioning "Bubba" my social media experience has sure been... something.
When you read a news story that proposes "Hitler only had one ball" and, boy, you definitely know what that feels like and it's stuck in a drain gutter...
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When you read a news story that proposes "Hitler only had one ball" and, boy, you definitely know what that feels like and it's stuck in a drain gutter...
Me with both feet on the excitement brake trying to push it through the floorboard:
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Me with both feet on the excitement brake trying to push it through the floorboard:
Why is it always these two hillbillies and never Joyce Carol Oates?
I can't catch a fucking break...
I can't catch a fucking break...
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Why is it always these two hillbillies and never Joyce Carol Oates?
I can't catch a fucking break...
I can't catch a fucking break...
Just found out that Bluesky is flagging/censoring/restricting content for being:
"Rude".
"Rude".
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just found out that Bluesky is flagging/censoring/restricting content for being:
"Rude".
"Rude".
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
There's been so much Marjorie Taylor Greene content on social media today that I no longer care if I ever regain my sight...
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There's been so much Marjorie Taylor Greene content on social media today that I no longer care if I ever regain my sight...
It's been a really crazy year but no way I thought Texas governor Greg Abbott would place a 100% tariff on the pootie...
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's been a really crazy year but no way I thought Texas governor Greg Abbott would place a 100% tariff on the pootie...
Anyway, congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers on their World Series win.
I guess.
Whatever...
I guess.
Whatever...
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Anyway, congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers on their World Series win.
I guess.
Whatever...
I guess.
Whatever...
Just a quick clarification for the conspiracy theory adjacent out there who might be under the impression that Trump's recent dementia check-up and the accidental release of a truckload of hepatitis C, herpes and COVID infected monkeys in rural Mississippi are somehow related:
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just a quick clarification for the conspiracy theory adjacent out there who might be under the impression that Trump's recent dementia check-up and the accidental release of a truckload of hepatitis C, herpes and COVID infected monkeys in rural Mississippi are somehow related:
If you try to tell me that a bunch of diseased monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID running around Mississippi under Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy's watch isn't related to Puck nailing his old lady while filming The Real World you can just fuck off right now...
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you try to tell me that a bunch of diseased monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID running around Mississippi under Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy's watch isn't related to Puck nailing his old lady while filming The Real World you can just fuck off right now...