Test Pilot Steve
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Let us go to together on this wondrous journey of discovery as we explore The Mystery of Jack & The Light of Consciousness...
Logging off forever after seeing the undisputed finest The Internet has to offer...
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Logging off forever after seeing the undisputed finest The Internet has to offer...
The sperm Karoline Leavitt used to get pregnant was so old and dusty she had to add Pedialyte to rehydrate it...
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December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The sperm Karoline Leavitt used to get pregnant was so old and dusty she had to add Pedialyte to rehydrate it...
[picks up microphone, blows into it, whispers] I was already doing that, I lied about it being an eggnog stain.
now that christmas is over, those ugly sweaters can be used as cum rags
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
[picks up microphone, blows into it, whispers] I was already doing that, I lied about it being an eggnog stain.
Stephen Miller should shut his pasta hole if you ask me...
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Stephen Miller should shut his pasta hole if you ask me...
HAPPY NEW LARRY
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
HAPPY NEW LARRY
You assholes shouldn't have left the baby goat behind...
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You assholes shouldn't have left the baby goat behind...
The responses from users are pretty uniform across all social media as the Fortnite servers shit the bed here on Christmas Eve...
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The responses from users are pretty uniform across all social media as the Fortnite servers shit the bed here on Christmas Eve...
We all grieve in different ways.
This is a post about Erika Kirk...
This is a post about Erika Kirk...
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December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We all grieve in different ways.
This is a post about Erika Kirk...
This is a post about Erika Kirk...
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
For every item you purchased from Amazon today in support of buying another super-yacht for Jeff Bezos this is my Christmas wish for you...
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
For every item you purchased from Amazon today in support of buying another super-yacht for Jeff Bezos this is my Christmas wish for you...
Oh, good, Winter's here again.
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh, good, Winter's here again.
When your turkey is perpetually dry as the Mojave because you're married to Stephen Miller...
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When your turkey is perpetually dry as the Mojave because you're married to Stephen Miller...
Ever notice that you never see Kash Patel and Doctor Rockzo in the same room together?
Just me?
Ooookay...
Just me?
Ooookay...
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ever notice that you never see Kash Patel and Doctor Rockzo in the same room together?
Just me?
Ooookay...
Just me?
Ooookay...
TFW it's slam poetry night and unlike everyone else you forgot RFK Jr is reading love compositions:
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
TFW it's slam poetry night and unlike everyone else you forgot RFK Jr is reading love compositions:
If the CDC doesn't open up a 1-800 line for people who have been exposed to RFK Jr cum poetry what is government even for?
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November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If the CDC doesn't open up a 1-800 line for people who have been exposed to RFK Jr cum poetry what is government even for?
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Good morning to Mike Johnson and only Mike Johnson:
"427 to...1."
"427 to...1."
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Good morning to Mike Johnson and only Mike Johnson:
"427 to...1."
"427 to...1."
And now it just needs a signature from Ol' Pig Eyes...
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
And now it just needs a signature from Ol' Pig Eyes...
Since the Epstein files release mentioning "Bubba" my social media experience has sure been... something.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Since the Epstein files release mentioning "Bubba" my social media experience has sure been... something.
When you read a news story that proposes "Hitler only had one ball" and, boy, you definitely know what that feels like and it's stuck in a drain gutter...
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When you read a news story that proposes "Hitler only had one ball" and, boy, you definitely know what that feels like and it's stuck in a drain gutter...
Why is it always these two hillbillies and never Joyce Carol Oates?
I can't catch a fucking break...
I can't catch a fucking break...
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Why is it always these two hillbillies and never Joyce Carol Oates?
I can't catch a fucking break...
I can't catch a fucking break...
Just found out that Bluesky is flagging/censoring/restricting content for being:
"Rude".
"Rude".
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just found out that Bluesky is flagging/censoring/restricting content for being:
"Rude".
"Rude".
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"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
There's been so much Marjorie Taylor Greene content on social media today that I no longer care if I ever regain my sight...
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There's been so much Marjorie Taylor Greene content on social media today that I no longer care if I ever regain my sight...