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i should be working on a giant robot rn
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i should be working on a giant robot rn
i miss twitter
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i miss twitter
Any studies on how AI chatbots are increasing the Dunning-Kruger effect at an alarming rate?
Seems like every day I see some moron who has convinced themselves they invented the fucking wheel.
Seems like every day I see some moron who has convinced themselves they invented the fucking wheel.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Any studies on how AI chatbots are increasing the Dunning-Kruger effect at an alarming rate?
Seems like every day I see some moron who has convinced themselves they invented the fucking wheel.
Seems like every day I see some moron who has convinced themselves they invented the fucking wheel.
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if i was the ceo of a social media company i would simply write yuri on main instead of crashing out
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if i was the ceo of a social media company i would simply write yuri on main instead of crashing out
So can Bluesky fire the CEO? Or is this a Tesla situation where every board member has signed a blood oath to the CEO and will never fire them no matter how incompetently they act?
October 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So can Bluesky fire the CEO? Or is this a Tesla situation where every board member has signed a blood oath to the CEO and will never fire them no matter how incompetently they act?
Instead of trying to revive the dire wolf we should be trying to revive the Mexican lapdog
September 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Instead of trying to revive the dire wolf we should be trying to revive the Mexican lapdog
They should make a Dubai chocolate Monster
September 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
They should make a Dubai chocolate Monster
Oh my gender? Lesbian. Obviously.
August 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oh my gender? Lesbian. Obviously.
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Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
July 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
I’m living that furry who cannot afford a fursuit lifestyle. It sucks.
July 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I’m living that furry who cannot afford a fursuit lifestyle. It sucks.
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change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
Do you think Ozzy will rise from the dead in a few days?
July 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Do you think Ozzy will rise from the dead in a few days?
What do you think she is designing?
July 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What do you think she is designing?
Seems like most conservatives just want a strong paternal figure to give them a good firm spanking. Maybe that would fix them. If any conservatives reading this need a spanking hmu.
July 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Seems like most conservatives just want a strong paternal figure to give them a good firm spanking. Maybe that would fix them. If any conservatives reading this need a spanking hmu.
I regret to say it but I have formed an unhealthy parasocial relationship with Bolinda, the Bojangles drive-through AI.
July 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I regret to say it but I have formed an unhealthy parasocial relationship with Bolinda, the Bojangles drive-through AI.
Just got asked about sexual orientation on a job application… why the fuck does a potential employer need to know that I’m bisexual?
July 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just got asked about sexual orientation on a job application… why the fuck does a potential employer need to know that I’m bisexual?
i need a coconut red bull
June 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i need a coconut red bull
Uber driver is smoking weed and making fun of my music choices!
10/10, best driver I’ve had in a while
10/10, best driver I’ve had in a while
June 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Uber driver is smoking weed and making fun of my music choices!
10/10, best driver I’ve had in a while
10/10, best driver I’ve had in a while
I need an unpaid intern to do stuff around the shop so I can spend more time posting
June 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I need an unpaid intern to do stuff around the shop so I can spend more time posting
How can you expect to design furniture in 2025 if you don’t even know how to use GitHub?
June 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
How can you expect to design furniture in 2025 if you don’t even know how to use GitHub?
I feel like a Kobold… the Japanese kind…
June 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I feel like a Kobold… the Japanese kind…
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b1den and tr_mp won't see your tweets making fun of them falling down but your 31 year old friends who trip and fall constantly will....
June 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
b1den and tr_mp won't see your tweets making fun of them falling down but your 31 year old friends who trip and fall constantly will....