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CuteMonster Props
@cutemonster.bsky.social
SHOP: www.cutemonsterprops.com

I'm an SFX artist specializing in figurines, eSports trophies, and life-sized statues from the video games industry. By day I work for @volpinprops.com
Host of Brainlords: brainlords.podbean.com
Connoisseur of cute monsters.
UB let's WotC explore untapped creative design space*

*Transforming cards for the main characters and sagas referencing backstory
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
But Dana, if the rules changed they could design so much more product for us.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The thing that frustrates me is just how much the last several bracket updates have stressed gradual, simple changes and lowering complexity and yet it's a-ok to make an inelegant change that they haven't even decided all the rules for.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
*Banjo impression* bwow bwOw Bwah~
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What I love about it is that I've easily spent 10x the amount thinking about it compared to how long I've spent playing it. The mark of a good game.
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Wow no Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure? Who even are you?
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Demons, Cool?
No? Problem!
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I cast this turn 2 and cannot wait until my opponent accidentally casts The Walls of Ba Sing Se.
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
As a child I learned to like coconut because you could trade one Reeces Cup for like 10 Almond Joys.
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
To be fair my one special skill is I can identify video game music with an uncomfortable amount of accuracy but it means a lot that the guests really like it and vocalize it so much.
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I use an extension to read news articles with a text to speech voice because I work with my hands a lot. Just today they forced me to listen to a "conversation" an AI bot jarbled together of two people summarizing it and I had to go out of my way to turn it off. It did one job and they broke it.
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It took me way to long to just look up a list of basic Horror movies. The week before Halloween. And when I did it was all just kind of garbage.
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You
May
Tap it.
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Awooga. *Tex Avery wolf eyes*
October 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM