CuttingRoomFloor
@cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social
Professional lurker, amateur poster. No drama. He/him.
This feces I'm smearing on the walls will open up new opportunities in the janitorial sector
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This feces I'm smearing on the walls will open up new opportunities in the janitorial sector
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This feces I'm smearing on the walls will open up new opportunities in the janitorial sector
Nice of whomever that is to give the hose master a supportive pat on the back
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Nice of whomever that is to give the hose master a supportive pat on the back
"You might be at a 3am manager's meeting, but you're also having your assistant text your kids 'Why don't you call me', it's a balance"
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"You might be at a 3am manager's meeting, but you're also having your assistant text your kids 'Why don't you call me', it's a balance"
Looks like my sneaking-ham-to-people's-cats gig is up
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Looks like my sneaking-ham-to-people's-cats gig is up
Imagine *writing* it
On second thought no don't, imagine a fluffy cloud or something better
On second thought no don't, imagine a fluffy cloud or something better
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Imagine *writing* it
On second thought no don't, imagine a fluffy cloud or something better
On second thought no don't, imagine a fluffy cloud or something better
Gee, he's not content with The InAPPropriate Comedy being his crowning achievement?
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Gee, he's not content with The InAPPropriate Comedy being his crowning achievement?
I refuse to feel guilty for liking anything
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I refuse to feel guilty for liking anything
Well if anyone can restore sanity, it's Marjorie Taylor oh crap
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Well if anyone can restore sanity, it's Marjorie Taylor oh crap
So tired of leftover flaws, gimme some piping hot fresh ones
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So tired of leftover flaws, gimme some piping hot fresh ones
What if I told you there is a bakeoff show where each week's challenge is to cook and serve the prior week's loser
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What if I told you there is a bakeoff show where each week's challenge is to cook and serve the prior week's loser
You have to fill out a BFA-276 before you can reply, we all did
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You have to fill out a BFA-276 before you can reply, we all did
Was it edited on digital? Curious if the scanning raw footage and replicating edits, or even just the volume of footage for a TV show, makes it more prohibitive. (Though if anything warrants a rescan, it's BB!)
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Was it edited on digital? Curious if the scanning raw footage and replicating edits, or even just the volume of footage for a TV show, makes it more prohibitive. (Though if anything warrants a rescan, it's BB!)
Turkey, the bird that famously did not exist until white people crossed the Atlantic and invented it
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Turkey, the bird that famously did not exist until white people crossed the Atlantic and invented it
Anyone who's tried to make it through a single one of his convoluted sentences knows how much he hates clarity
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Anyone who's tried to make it through a single one of his convoluted sentences knows how much he hates clarity
Wait your turn, I'm pooping
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Wait your turn, I'm pooping
How pray tell does one average race and gender
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
How pray tell does one average race and gender
"Biden didn't do it. Those before him didn't do it." Someone remind me who the guy was before Biden, I've huffed too much paint thinner to recall
October 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Biden didn't do it. Those before him didn't do it." Someone remind me who the guy was before Biden, I've huffed too much paint thinner to recall
"Sometimes it feels good to fight! Sometimes I fight people on the internet for no reason, in defense of Nazi tattoos, just to feel anything at all!"
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Sometimes it feels good to fight! Sometimes I fight people on the internet for no reason, in defense of Nazi tattoos, just to feel anything at all!"