CuttingRoomFloor
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Professional lurker, amateur poster. No drama. He/him.
The 5 kinds of Christmas songs:
5. Country Song About Broke People
4. Here Comes Santa or Some Other Made-Up Freak of Nature
3. Get Serious Y’All, It’s Jesus’ Birthday
2. Happy Holidays, Let’s Fuck
1. It is Christmas, It is Christmas, Look at All This Christmasy Crap, Did I Mention It is Christmas
5. Country Song About Broke People
4. Here Comes Santa or Some Other Made-Up Freak of Nature
3. Get Serious Y’All, It’s Jesus’ Birthday
2. Happy Holidays, Let’s Fuck
1. It is Christmas, It is Christmas, Look at All This Christmasy Crap, Did I Mention It is Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The 5 kinds of Christmas songs:
5. Country Song About Broke People
4. Here Comes Santa or Some Other Made-Up Freak of Nature
3. Get Serious Y’All, It’s Jesus’ Birthday
2. Happy Holidays, Let’s Fuck
1. It is Christmas, It is Christmas, Look at All This Christmasy Crap, Did I Mention It is Christmas
5. Country Song About Broke People
4. Here Comes Santa or Some Other Made-Up Freak of Nature
3. Get Serious Y’All, It’s Jesus’ Birthday
2. Happy Holidays, Let’s Fuck
1. It is Christmas, It is Christmas, Look at All This Christmasy Crap, Did I Mention It is Christmas
Why is there so much Christmas merchandise with the Grinch? That's like decorating your house with Satan for Easter
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why is there so much Christmas merchandise with the Grinch? That's like decorating your house with Satan for Easter
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
If anything, I'm not on *enough* block lists
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If anything, I'm not on *enough* block lists
YORGOS LANTHIMOS: I have written a satirical screenplay about a hairless naked horned woman who oozes slime and only communicates in shrieks
MULTIPLE OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS: I was born to play this role
MULTIPLE OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS: I was born to play this role
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
YORGOS LANTHIMOS: I have written a satirical screenplay about a hairless naked horned woman who oozes slime and only communicates in shrieks
MULTIPLE OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS: I was born to play this role
MULTIPLE OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS: I was born to play this role
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I guess where I’m landing is less “oh no he’s a Nazi” and more “I just went through this shit with Fetterman and Sinema and a six year term is too long for me to take on faith that your Nazi tattoo was the accident but what you’re saying now is the truth.”
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I guess where I’m landing is less “oh no he’s a Nazi” and more “I just went through this shit with Fetterman and Sinema and a six year term is too long for me to take on faith that your Nazi tattoo was the accident but what you’re saying now is the truth.”
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No no, it's only a marketplace if the most rancid products stay on the shelf forever, with big promotional signs.
Anyways, off to shop for some ideas, a thing that people definitely do, which is why the whole metaphor is so useful
Anyways, off to shop for some ideas, a thing that people definitely do, which is why the whole metaphor is so useful
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
No no, it's only a marketplace if the most rancid products stay on the shelf forever, with big promotional signs.
Anyways, off to shop for some ideas, a thing that people definitely do, which is why the whole metaphor is so useful
Anyways, off to shop for some ideas, a thing that people definitely do, which is why the whole metaphor is so useful
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it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
October 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
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Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
Happy Columbo Day for those who celebrate!
October 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Columbo Day for those who celebrate!
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You think he LOOKS bad, but wait until you see what he's willing to SAY. On TV.
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
You think he LOOKS bad, but wait until you see what he's willing to SAY. On TV.
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1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Looks like there's a mid-Rapture traffic jam. Stuck here stark naked, floating about 15 feet up. Praying my coworkers don't look up.
September 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Looks like there's a mid-Rapture traffic jam. Stuck here stark naked, floating about 15 feet up. Praying my coworkers don't look up.
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STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and
EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
September 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and
EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY
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The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States.
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing
Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States.
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
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When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.
September 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.
Time to fess up, I and I alone am the secret glue that holds Bluesky together. You're welcome.
September 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Time to fess up, I and I alone am the secret glue that holds Bluesky together. You're welcome.
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City Dwellers! The country is not boring! Learn to garden!
Country Dwellers! Cities are not crime-infested hellholes! Visit one!
Country Dwellers! Cities are not crime-infested hellholes! Visit one!
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
City Dwellers! The country is not boring! Learn to garden!
Country Dwellers! Cities are not crime-infested hellholes! Visit one!
Country Dwellers! Cities are not crime-infested hellholes! Visit one!
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The thing about the Cracker Barrel uproar is that it’s a perfect illustration of how these people are in charge of everything, they’re running the entire country and diminishing Dem power at every turn and they are STILL UNHAPPY. Their entire brand is “angry and oppressed” and it always will be.
August 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The thing about the Cracker Barrel uproar is that it’s a perfect illustration of how these people are in charge of everything, they’re running the entire country and diminishing Dem power at every turn and they are STILL UNHAPPY. Their entire brand is “angry and oppressed” and it always will be.
So AI is great but also can't do math, the most basic thing computers were designed to do
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
Don't trust any AI doing calculations - Microsoft Q&A
Hello everyone in the world,
I have something to say that's a little off topic, but it's important for you to know.
I'm seeing more and more posts here that talk about using ChatGPT or Bing GPT to...
learn.microsoft.com
August 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So AI is great but also can't do math, the most basic thing computers were designed to do
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
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Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
August 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.
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Conservative ideology boils down the exclusive franchise to murder others, and if you think that's overstating it, I would invite you to observe that hundreds or thousands of unofficial lawless kidnappers cosplaying as official lawless kidnappers is no threat whatsoever to the conservative mind.
August 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Conservative ideology boils down the exclusive franchise to murder others, and if you think that's overstating it, I would invite you to observe that hundreds or thousands of unofficial lawless kidnappers cosplaying as official lawless kidnappers is no threat whatsoever to the conservative mind.
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"Do Democrats need their own Goebbels? Do Democrats need their own chronic venous insufficiency? Do Democrats need to coat themselves in honey and lie on an anthill? Do Democrats" 1/
August 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Do Democrats need their own Goebbels? Do Democrats need their own chronic venous insufficiency? Do Democrats need to coat themselves in honey and lie on an anthill? Do Democrats" 1/
Travelling is a great way to broaden your horizons, mostly by pounding Long Island ice teaa at 9am at the airport Peiwei
August 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Travelling is a great way to broaden your horizons, mostly by pounding Long Island ice teaa at 9am at the airport Peiwei