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Hi there. I'm a systems and broadcast studios engineer. Areas of expertise cover video, audio, playout, automation and robotics, linear broadcasting and […]

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Unfortunately I can't post a 26-item poll, but...

What is your favourite episode of the BBC radio sitcom, #CabinPressure?
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Great summary video from @techlore about the Online Safety Act, the insidious mission creep of Age Verification misuse and unscrupulous misbehaviour of verification provider operators. https://techlore.tv/w/20dfccd8-f298-4e91-8e17-a9a6779be96a
UK’s Age Verification is a DISASTER
The UK's Online Safety Act age verification requirements have backfired spectacularly, with new data showing users are fleeing regulated platforms for unregulated, less safe alternatives. I break d...
techlore.tv
October 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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To people who have been watching the American fundamentalist movement that became the core of MAGA, this is the same language they've always used, and the same belief they've always had.

Opposition is literally Satan. Opponents are literally Satan […]

[Original post on mastodon.murkworks.net]
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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This is amazing.
September 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
UK bods who got (or didn't get) the cell broadcast this afternoon: what network are you on and what region (as broadly as possible)?

I'm in the northwest of England and had two phones, EE and O2, which both received the EAS. EE came through about 15:00:40, the O2 phone about 20 seconds later […]
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hachyderm.io
September 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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"Why do all these migrants have expensive mobile phones?!?!?"
A blog post from a decade ago which is, tragically, still relevant today.
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2015/09/migrants-and-mobiles/
## Migrants and Mobiles https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2015/09/migrants-and-mobiles/ There's a pernicious myth - often spread by tabloids - that the poor and hungry don't deserve the meagre possessions which make life worth living. You see this in headlines like "Benefit Scum Have Flat Screen TV!" It ignores the fact that a) they may have bought the TV when they had disposable income, b) that a TV can provide nearly limitless free entertainment, and c) Flat Screen TVs are _really fucking cheap!_ As the refugee crisis in Europe grows, there are those who wish to exploit human misery and suffering for their own ends. They are usually backed up by the hoard of useful idiots who will spew hatred for their fellow man at the drop of a hat. One particularly spiteful meme is that displaced persons are obviously not poor because they all have "expensive smartphones." These are _not_ expensive phones! The original photo by Peter Nicholls/Reuters is titled "Afghans used a generator-powered charging station this month at a camp in Calais, France." and appears in an excellent New York Times article about how mobile phones are an essential lifeline. I work in the mobile industry. Let's take a look at all those phones, and see just how expensive they are. This is the Nokia 100. It's literally designed to be the cheapest phone on the planet. You can pick one up for £16 brand new. These appear to be Samsung E1200. They are free. No joke, pop into a UK phone store and you can get one free if you buy a £20 top up. I'm pretty sure this is the Asha 220. Designed for the developing market, Amazon will ship you one next day for around £30. It's rare to see an Android phone with the back button on the right. No physical home button means it isn't a Samsung. No branding, so unlikely to be Sony. I _think_ it's a Micromax or similar no-brand Chinese handset. Generally these handsets are under £100 - but it's hard to say. The back of this looks like the Samsung S4 Mini. That was £230 when launched, now available for around £145. No idea about the phone underneath it. Physical button and smallish form factor, I'm going to say Samsung S3 Mini. £180 when first released, under £90 now. Based on the orange colour and top charging port, I thought this might be the ZTE Firefox phone, but a closer look at the buttons at the bottom makes me think it's an Android. Back button is on the right, which either makes it very old, or a no-brand phone. Based on the top charger and bight colour, my guess is that this is the NIU Niutek 3.5D2. A dual-SIM phone you can buy for around $40 in the US. Based on the front facing camera, the white phone is probably the Galaxy Trend. Originally £140 - now yours for ninety quid. The black phone could be anything. Generic pink powerbank. You can buy these for £4. Not a typo. Under a fiver. * * * Mobile phones are ridiculously cheap. Even the top end phones listed above can be found for under £75 in any second-hand phone shop. With a phone, you can call or text home to let people know you're safe. You can buy a cheap SIM card in any country and be contactable by your lawyer and by aid agencies, register to look for work, find housing, meet up with friends, email loved ones, update Facebook, and generally take part in modern society. Download an app and you're halfway to learning a new language. Find free WiFi and communicate around the world for nothing. If I was down to the clothes I wore and the phone in my pocket, I'd sell my shirt before cutting myself off from modern communications! The next time someone tries to tell you that a refugee can't be _that_ destitute because they have a smartphone - gently remind them how cheap modern technology is and how essential phones are to modern life. Then tell them to shut the hell up. * * * If you can, please set up a monthly donation to Oxfam, or a charity of your choice, in order to help people survive. #phones #refugees
shkspr.mobi
September 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
@ideoforms hi Daniel, I noticed a possible bug in the Longplayer iOS app: on the main interface it's saying my timezone is UTC+12 (and playing the piece accordingly) when I'm actually BST/UTC+1.
August 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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I propose replacing calories with watt-hours.

- Almost same value (1 kilocalorie / Calorie is ~1.1 watt-hours)
- more intuitive for people who use electricity
- never the confusing between calories (science), Calories (food, which is technically kilocalories), kilocalories, and 'kilo Calories' […]
Original post on mastodon.derg.nz
mastodon.derg.nz
August 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@beasts can't see anything on public status page, but I'm wondering if vds-cll-b is having problems today - emailed in to support but the issue seems more severe than I first wrote, looks like storage may be experiencing significant problems. The Munin graphs have also handily broken. 🙂
August 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@catsalad 16843009 DNS not required here :>
August 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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learning the alphabet normally: a...b....c....d....e....f...g...!

learning the alphabet the awesome way with fire and bad ass red text:
​:flaming_A:​​:flaming_B:​​:flaming_C:​​:flaming_D:​​:flaming_E:​​:flaming_F:​​:flaming_G:​​:flaming_H:​​:flaming_I:​​:flaming_J:​​:flaming_K:​​:flaming_L:​​ […]
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booping.synth.download
August 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM