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He/Him Squid/Squids/Squidself
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please commission me i really need to save money for moving out T_T kofi is the only source of money i get and istg NO ONE IS HIRING ME ;_;

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everyone in favor of blowing up texas say i
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
HEAVY REPOST.
i dont care about stranger things i dont care about kpop demon hunters i dont care about the amazing digital circus i dont care about hazbin hotel i dont care about helluva boss i dont care about-
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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i dont care about stranger things i dont care about kpop demon hunters i dont care about the amazing digital circus i dont care about hazbin hotel i dont care about helluva boss i dont care about-
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
i really like cheap food
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
idfc ehat anyone says MARUCHAN NOODLES ARE FUCKING AWESOME IM 75% MARUCHAN NOODLES FROM EATING THEM DAILY SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i wanna be a marine biologist!
December 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i crave 15000 maruchan creamy chicken noodles and 2 lindt chocolate bars
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i wanna draw with my glass dip pen again... IT MAKES CRISPY SOUNDS ON MY DRAWING PAPER!!!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
anyways guys, i may be a little more offline lately cuz i got some stuff goibg on but i wont be completely gone!
December 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
DEADASS we should revive extinct ancient languages because rhat would be so fucking cool
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
hot take but i think they should offer more language courses in american schools rather than just. spanish, french, and german. no hate to those languages, but we need some more variety
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
i actually would like to live in japan but i just dont talk about it often because i dont wanna be seen as one of the japan idolizers
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
istg its so hard to get hired these days bc every fucking job requires 30 years of experience but when you go to an entry level job they require you to have experience 🫩 im so fucking tired of living
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
please commission me i really need to save money for moving out T_T kofi is the only source of money i get and istg NO ONE IS HIRING ME ;_;

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December 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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why is bsky on the tablet the same as on phone wgat
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Hey guys reminder (and also to tell people) the Suibari bot uses GEN AI please do not use it.
Wait do the people over here no about that one AI bot? I forgot the name of it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Squids look kinda goof when they eat fish like this. You don't even get to see the fish, only its tail sticking out. It almost looks the tail is part of the squid, some sort of mersquid.

🦑📷KJ (inaturalist.ca/observations...)
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Make sure you leave out milk and detritus out for Squiddy Claus! He'll be out late tonight delivering presents to all the good kids and squids.
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Many squids in the family Chiroteuthidae have ornate tails that help them mimic other organisms that are far less tasty prey than a squid.

Here we can see a Planctoteuthis squid mimicking a Christmas tree.
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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if you see a mirairoses GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER
realizing theres a chance my groomer came back on the app
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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tw/ / Grinch

I'm literally f-cking shaking rn he took everything he even took my last can of who hash
Wait I know how to make the new people feel like like they're on twt again
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
kay gang sorry for the minor breakdown earlier i was really triggered but im doing a whole lot bettwr now so yah :]
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
fuck you damian fuck you i dont care if you're "desensitized" to gore and csam STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME WATCH THESE SHIT HORROR MOVIES WITH YOU
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
also NORMALIZE NOT TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL TOPICS IN FRONT OF KIDS HOW IS THIS NOT NORMALIZED
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
FUCK MY BROTHER IN PARTICULAR FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS TOO
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM