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Cyaneyed 🪿
@cyaneyed.lol
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon.

Has been published in both International Intrigue and Tangle

Boring & bland. You've been warned
I work full time. I'm doing online courses trying to get a degree 20ish years later than normal so I can maybe switch careers, lol, so well aware
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
That sounds fun!
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@showerruiner5000
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
One of the recipes that came with these was for a bean gratin & I think I'll be making tha t as one of the dishes I bring to thanksgiving. I think my family will like it even if it's not a traditional part of the meal
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Slightly less even! 3 weeks. : )
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yep. Every chore feels 10x as onerous too because there's just not enough time
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's going to be a few more years since I'm chipping away 2 classes a semester to balance with work
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ooh, very cool package! I love trying new beans
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I diffused a mild argument by going "how dare you, it's my birthday this year!" Lol
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I make hollandaise all the time. I don't hold it for hours though, so no food poisoning gets involved
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She was such a spooky bitch. I loved that weirdo to bits
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yellow. There's no color for "a mutual you sort of crossed paths with as kids" lol
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Wistful for the days of food poisoning from hollandaise held for hours under the warm glow of a lamp
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You'd find a forum you liked & then someone would start dating a mod & next thing you know the whole thing would implode. It was fun to be the person dating the mod though, lol
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Go get that bag!
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I used to have a dog that would do that but she'd hide behind walls while doing it, like this
a picture of a plant in a vase is hanging on a white wall .
Alt: a picture of a plant in a vase is hanging on a white wall buster from arrested development peeks out from behind a door frame
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We didn't pokemon go to the polls hard enough, & now we need to let chuck schumer bitch at us about grocery prices to repent
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You could try to get rid of it with CTE or lead poisoning.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You have a conscience.
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I did hear his pants fell down & he pooped a little
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
No, just decided to be ornery today.
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*everyone disliked that*
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM