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Cyaneyed 🪿
@cyaneyed.lol
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon.

Has been published in both International Intrigue and Tangle

Boring & bland. You've been warned
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You can tell I'm a real poster, not a bot by the low quality of everything I say and do
Chief of War is pretty good.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is what they looked like in June
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The weather is looking like absolute ass tonight. Let it never be said that my chickens aren't spoiled beyond belief
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Farts loading...
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm not gonna put feet pictures on here, but one of my hens decided to kick my ass for no apparent reason, & holy shit, she actually managed to peck the hell out of my foot & left all these tiny but super dark bruises. Would not have thought they were capable of that
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It strikes me that if the dept of justice does go after Clinton, he has incentive to say something very funny
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I just had a rough but direct conversation with someone, please clap.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Calling:
Writers
Artists
Potters
Woodworkers
Fiber artists
Graphic designers
And More!*

*dropshippers & amazon affiliate links need not apply. This is for supporting people, not blind profits
Hi everyone! I made a new feed for anyone trying to sell stuff on Bluesky! I'm boycotting big box stores this holiday & wanted to aggregate the sellers on here. Please let me know if you'd like to be included. There's some unrelated posts from the setup now, but moving forward it'll all be sellers.
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hi everyone! I made a new feed for anyone trying to sell stuff on Bluesky! I'm boycotting big box stores this holiday & wanted to aggregate the sellers on here. Please let me know if you'd like to be included. There's some unrelated posts from the setup now, but moving forward it'll all be sellers.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sky Mall pinned post 📌:
A feed for anyone wanting to shop from or sell to their fellow Bluesky users. Please reply to this post or @cyaneyed.lol to request permission to post to this feed. Use #shop, 💰, 🛍, #bsnm, or #BSNM to have a post added to the feed.
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
💰 test
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🏃 please bear with me. I'm migrating the workout feed to a new service so it might be a bit buggy until I've dialed it back in. We'll be able to have older posts show up for longer though!
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
We should tear down the Hoover Dam (& most others) & golf courses should be illegal. Turn them all into fully public parks with community gardens & lots of native plants.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Lofi girl needs to water that plant. It's lookin kinda droopy
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Chocolate chiffon pie would fix me
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Tangle is saying that in the emails Jeffrey said Trump was never a client, just a friend, & linked to a WaPo article I can't read. What? What email was that? The emails I've seen all seemed pretty fucking damning
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I just saw a monarch on my milkweed! I haven't even seen a momarch in the last 2 years
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tesla is back below $400 again. That's nice. May it keep falling
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How much would it cost to get a toynbee backsplash?
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Goondock saints
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Please sir, may I have a job that doesn't require manual calculation of the F-statistic?
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Happy whale carcass explosion day to all who celebrate!
November 12th, 1970, 450kg of dynamite is placed in the sand on the leeward side of the 45ft deceased sperm whale, the resulting blast is recorded and broadcast on KATU

the explosion launched chunks of whale nearly a fifth of a mile, some large enough to damage vehicles
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Cyaneyed 🪿
why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
So about last night, was this really the first time in 30+ years the aurora has been visible here? Or does it happen more frequently but we didn't have social media & everyone with phone cameras to alert us before?
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It got SO BRIGHT, I could see it moving
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM