Never trust ANYONE whose skull is trying to leave his body.

Love the look of this one. Ibanez isn't afraid to make a guitar that stands out.

In OTTAWA you don't have any damned parking SPOTS, now that they've demolished the parking garage downtown...

Only that the outside world is getting so app-based--I'm thinking of e.g. public parking apps--that you'll loses SOME of the efficiencies of a smartphone. My solution for cognitive noise has turned out to be using the "focus session" of the clock feature built into Windows.

On the upside: free cactus.

Always wanted a house with a coat bath.

birb

I mean, he IS wearing black for a night out. That's conservative...

Nah, the REAL future is the Metaverse.

Worst Carpenters cover ever.

Ahem. youtu.be/OH1bZ0F3zVU?...

I'm still waiting to hear back on my application to be the one who lights doobies for the capybaras at the zoo.

Same reason they go to the circus: to see a clown perform.

ALL RIGHT! Operation Hindenburg DIY Kit is ON!

They could at least arrange them by height, like xylophone keys.

Blast. I used to put on CBC in the morning while I got ready for work, mostly because her positivity was contagious. Gone too soon.

I totally forgot about this particular Peanuts special...