Wizard Morty
@cyberleaf.bsky.social
For all the real Mort-heads
These are absolutely insane numbers lol. If I had two drinks every day and an extra on Saturday as a treat, I would have a lot of trouble quitting! There's a word for that!
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
These are absolutely insane numbers lol. If I had two drinks every day and an extra on Saturday as a treat, I would have a lot of trouble quitting! There's a word for that!
*explodes through a brick wall* FIVE CLONES OF WIZARD JARVIS
January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM
*explodes through a brick wall* FIVE CLONES OF WIZARD JARVIS
6/21 summer solstice babyyyy 🌞
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
6/21 summer solstice babyyyy 🌞
*camera zooms in ominously on the "days since last accident" sign*
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 AM
*camera zooms in ominously on the "days since last accident" sign*
He better be fuckin stressed!!
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
He better be fuckin stressed!!