Cyberwarfare Bimbo
@cyberwarfarebimbo.bsky.social
my kink is people thinking im really young, naive, and stupid and then I hit them with the "...so in my decade of professional #cybersecurity experience..."
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a kinetic war is a 🌶🔥 hot 🔥🌶 war
a psycho-social war is a ❄️🥶 cold 🥶❄️ war
an informational war is a 🌫🌊cool 🌊🌫 war ( ⁱᵗ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᶜᵒˡᵈ ʷᵃʳ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ⁱⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵛᵃᵖᵒʳʷᵃᵛᵉ )
a psycho-social war is a ❄️🥶 cold 🥶❄️ war
an informational war is a 🌫🌊cool 🌊🌫 war ( ⁱᵗ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᶜᵒˡᵈ ʷᵃʳ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ⁱⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵛᵃᵖᵒʳʷᵃᵛᵉ )
when u really thinking about it, using a phone to message someone is basically using a metal slab to physically mediate telepathy 🧠📡
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
when u really thinking about it, using a phone to message someone is basically using a metal slab to physically mediate telepathy 🧠📡
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Doing the European cheek kiss thing with my cats cause we cultured AF
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Doing the European cheek kiss thing with my cats cause we cultured AF
i just wanna be surrounded by cats at all times
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i just wanna be surrounded by cats at all times
man why we gotta need so many physical objects to exist comfortably 😪
why cant i just telekinesis all of my functional needs 😫 😭
why cant i just telekinesis all of my functional needs 😫 😭
October 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
man why we gotta need so many physical objects to exist comfortably 😪
why cant i just telekinesis all of my functional needs 😫 😭
why cant i just telekinesis all of my functional needs 😫 😭
re: nightmare fuel spotted on foreign shopping apps
September 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
re: nightmare fuel spotted on foreign shopping apps
> jasmine matcha tea
> sakura powder
> strong Earl Grey tea (Tazo 👌)
> touch of vanilla
> if it's hot out 🌞🔥 then ice it 🧊🍵
> sweetener, to taste
🤤🤤🤤
> sakura powder
> strong Earl Grey tea (Tazo 👌)
> touch of vanilla
> if it's hot out 🌞🔥 then ice it 🧊🍵
> sweetener, to taste
🤤🤤🤤
August 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
> jasmine matcha tea
> sakura powder
> strong Earl Grey tea (Tazo 👌)
> touch of vanilla
> if it's hot out 🌞🔥 then ice it 🧊🍵
> sweetener, to taste
🤤🤤🤤
> sakura powder
> strong Earl Grey tea (Tazo 👌)
> touch of vanilla
> if it's hot out 🌞🔥 then ice it 🧊🍵
> sweetener, to taste
🤤🤤🤤
tfw: on Chinese shopping apps and seeing 100 packs of colorful hair scruchies listed as "dopamine color" 😂
July 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
tfw: on Chinese shopping apps and seeing 100 packs of colorful hair scruchies listed as "dopamine color" 😂
i was today years old when i realized that modular military molle belts are the ultimate fanny pack
July 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i was today years old when i realized that modular military molle belts are the ultimate fanny pack
not only is #astrology just an API, but it also has everybody's mommy and daddy issues baked into the framework
July 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
not only is #astrology just an API, but it also has everybody's mommy and daddy issues baked into the framework
> extra strong Earl Grey steeped #tea (Tazo is a good candidate)
> no (alt) milks bc im in the mood for purity 😏
> vanilla extract
> food grade sakura powder
> ice, bc it's 500 fucking degrees outside
🤤🤤🤤
> no (alt) milks bc im in the mood for purity 😏
> vanilla extract
> food grade sakura powder
> ice, bc it's 500 fucking degrees outside
🤤🤤🤤
June 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
> extra strong Earl Grey steeped #tea (Tazo is a good candidate)
> no (alt) milks bc im in the mood for purity 😏
> vanilla extract
> food grade sakura powder
> ice, bc it's 500 fucking degrees outside
🤤🤤🤤
> no (alt) milks bc im in the mood for purity 😏
> vanilla extract
> food grade sakura powder
> ice, bc it's 500 fucking degrees outside
🤤🤤🤤
look man like all i actually really want is 100 million dollars to fuel my gourmet snacking habits
June 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
look man like all i actually really want is 100 million dollars to fuel my gourmet snacking habits
why is asian artificial strawberry flavoring like s̴o̴f̴t̴c̴o̴r̴e̴ ̴s̴t̴r̴a̴w̴b̴e̴r̴r̴y̴
June 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
why is asian artificial strawberry flavoring like s̴o̴f̴t̴c̴o̴r̴e̴ ̴s̴t̴r̴a̴w̴b̴e̴r̴r̴y̴
why is every project like: you spontaneously vomit out 85% of it the first day and then ur crippled for months just trying to finish the last 15%
May 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
why is every project like: you spontaneously vomit out 85% of it the first day and then ur crippled for months just trying to finish the last 15%
sometimes i feel a small inkling of socially engrained self-conscious pressure to have children and then i remember
ⁱ ˡⁱᵗᵉʳᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ #ᶜᵃᵗˢ
ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴍꜰ ꜰᴜᴢᴢʏ ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏᴅᴅʟᴇʀꜱ
ⁱ ˡⁱᵗᵉʳᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ #ᶜᵃᵗˢ
ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴍꜰ ꜰᴜᴢᴢʏ ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏᴅᴅʟᴇʀꜱ
May 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
sometimes i feel a small inkling of socially engrained self-conscious pressure to have children and then i remember
ⁱ ˡⁱᵗᵉʳᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ #ᶜᵃᵗˢ
ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴍꜰ ꜰᴜᴢᴢʏ ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏᴅᴅʟᴇʀꜱ
ⁱ ˡⁱᵗᵉʳᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ #ᶜᵃᵗˢ
ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴍꜰ ꜰᴜᴢᴢʏ ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏᴅᴅʟᴇʀꜱ
watching #food influencers while eating food #ModernExperiences
April 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
watching #food influencers while eating food #ModernExperiences
April 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
my best writing days are when i feel like shit and couch bound, idk how to feel about that
April 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
my best writing days are when i feel like shit and couch bound, idk how to feel about that
> ur fave latte milk
> big dose of Earl Grey tea
> chocolate||cocoa
> artificial vanilla extract (pure tastes too much like alcohol)
> mint extract
> sweetener, if desired
🤤🤤🤤
> big dose of Earl Grey tea
> chocolate||cocoa
> artificial vanilla extract (pure tastes too much like alcohol)
> mint extract
> sweetener, if desired
🤤🤤🤤
April 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
> ur fave latte milk
> big dose of Earl Grey tea
> chocolate||cocoa
> artificial vanilla extract (pure tastes too much like alcohol)
> mint extract
> sweetener, if desired
🤤🤤🤤
> big dose of Earl Grey tea
> chocolate||cocoa
> artificial vanilla extract (pure tastes too much like alcohol)
> mint extract
> sweetener, if desired
🤤🤤🤤