I don’t know what this transformers posting is, but I’m here for it and love it all the same.

Megatron did not know what he was doing, he really thought CENTCOM was going to let his pals fuck up a airbase and let it slide

Simmons is the best character in that movie series.
Let the demons win; they are there to help you

"Freedom Seeds" Shit makes me almost want to throw up.

Wait shit is this not my mobile JWICS app

“155% tax rates for billionaires at home and 155mm for billionaire dictators abroad”

Resign from the Senate, the Democratic Party, and public life. You’ve sold out the country to jackals and vultures

Got to love the bumpiness on the top submarine, but one wonders what it would do its stealth.

ether the pasta I make or the stir fry I make (the real answer is whataburger, but that only earmarks me as a Texan, so it is what it is)