Cyclops but for real
@cyclops5.bsky.social
Dog sitter. Rambling Nonsense. One eye. Queer af🌈
Sounds about right
March 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sounds about right
Today I got the cutest dog sneeze on video ❤️
February 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Today I got the cutest dog sneeze on video ❤️
One eyebrow is always the ugly stepsister #eyebrowstain
January 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
One eyebrow is always the ugly stepsister #eyebrowstain
ATTENTION SMART PERSONS
someone tell me how I can rig this up so I can prank my brother
someone tell me how I can rig this up so I can prank my brother
January 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
ATTENTION SMART PERSONS
someone tell me how I can rig this up so I can prank my brother
someone tell me how I can rig this up so I can prank my brother
Jesus am I that poor?????
January 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jesus am I that poor?????
I didn’t win the lottery. Again.
December 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I didn’t win the lottery. Again.
I’m sorry but I don’t love my kids this much
December 25, 2024 at 7:03 AM
I’m sorry but I don’t love my kids this much
The internet is out at my house today. Ask me anything
December 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
The internet is out at my house today. Ask me anything
you’re bending over in your long flannel nightgown and it gets stuck between your butt cheeks when you stand back up >>>
December 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
you’re bending over in your long flannel nightgown and it gets stuck between your butt cheeks when you stand back up >>>
Ain’t no one can fuck me quite like myself
December 11, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Ain’t no one can fuck me quite like myself
I was trying to say “nuts” but this works too
December 2, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I was trying to say “nuts” but this works too
I’m not a fan of coke but I like the way it smells
December 2, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I’m not a fan of coke but I like the way it smells
Bro bring gen x is hard you see your friends once a year on Thanksgiving break and if you have to miss it for work you gotta wait a whole nother year to see your peeps fuuuuuck #genx
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Bro bring gen x is hard you see your friends once a year on Thanksgiving break and if you have to miss it for work you gotta wait a whole nother year to see your peeps fuuuuuck #genx
I have a huge crush on Eminem does anyone know his handle ima slide into his dms
December 1, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I have a huge crush on Eminem does anyone know his handle ima slide into his dms
The best part of having one eye is that I totally forget and go out in public and sometimes I get a double take from someone and I’m like what? Then I remember and chuckle oh yeah duh
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
The best part of having one eye is that I totally forget and go out in public and sometimes I get a double take from someone and I’m like what? Then I remember and chuckle oh yeah duh
I was inadvertently part of a classic car show today
November 30, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I was inadvertently part of a classic car show today
My mom missed two calls
November 30, 2024 at 12:06 AM
My mom missed two calls
I am love with Miami Dolphins head coach that is all
November 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I am love with Miami Dolphins head coach that is all
WARNING-PLEASE READ: If someone comes to your front door and asks you to remove your clothes and dance with your arms in the air... DO NOT do this, it is a scam, they just want to see you naked. Please repost, I wish I had received this yesterday... I feel ...stupid
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 PM
WARNING-PLEASE READ: If someone comes to your front door and asks you to remove your clothes and dance with your arms in the air... DO NOT do this, it is a scam, they just want to see you naked. Please repost, I wish I had received this yesterday... I feel ...stupid
100 followers LETS GOOOOO ❤️
November 27, 2024 at 4:03 AM
100 followers LETS GOOOOO ❤️
Literally no recollection as to why I have the lyrics to genie in a bottle in my notes
November 25, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Literally no recollection as to why I have the lyrics to genie in a bottle in my notes
Reposted by Cyclops but for real
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀