Also like, a big scary masked man is trying to break into your car, you probably want to get the hell out of there

I had to CATCH the bus at 5:30 in rural southern Maine for high school. Hell.

Yessss, I left my house seeking community and Harvard Square was a party!!

During the first admin, I liberated his Monopoly knock-off board game from an AirBnB and have been saving it to smash/burn/piss on When It Happens.

I have a theory about this. Regular people want tech to reduce our real-life burdens: cooking, errands, dishes, and definitely laundry. Rich tech bros already have "staff" to take care of all that for them, so they don't care. 1/

- Scaredy cat friend practically jumping into my seat during Get Out

- The excitement of the first X-Files movie

- The Music Hall in Portsmouth notifying patrons about their new surround sound when screening Intermission because of an extremely unsettling isolated gunshot

EXTINGUISH MEEEEE! Not a song, but an honorable mention. And I assume at some point someone spilled hot cocoa on themselves and yelled this.

🎶Frodoooooooo of the niiiiiine fingerrrrs, and the ring of doooooooom. 🎶