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Magats glommed onto the whole egg thing because it was the closest thing to a policy he had put forth and they were pulling their hair out every time we asked 'em what policy he had that justified their vote. Somehow, "Because he's racist like me" didn't sound quite as informed.
March 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Magats glommed onto the whole egg thing because it was the closest thing to a policy he had put forth and they were pulling their hair out every time we asked 'em what policy he had that justified their vote. Somehow, "Because he's racist like me" didn't sound quite as informed.
Was it a pretty rock?
March 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Was it a pretty rock?
I hope they were paid since (after all the the talk of immigrants doing it) he took their jobs
March 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I hope they were paid since (after all the the talk of immigrants doing it) he took their jobs
My girl is a blue too
March 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My girl is a blue too
Same year Ranger. 240k. I love that truck
February 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Same year Ranger. 240k. I love that truck
Unfortunately, this happened in Idaho so you can bet they were encouraging it. I live here and it's the northernmost southern state.
February 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Unfortunately, this happened in Idaho so you can bet they were encouraging it. I live here and it's the northernmost southern state.
My theory is the "big picture" isn't them wanting more...they're coming for it all, creating an Eloi/Morlock situation sans literally "eating the rich"
February 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My theory is the "big picture" isn't them wanting more...they're coming for it all, creating an Eloi/Morlock situation sans literally "eating the rich"
Reagan's attempt was in the news cycle until Hinkley was sentenced
February 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Reagan's attempt was in the news cycle until Hinkley was sentenced
Me, after reading that: "Well, that would make her an 11. Hehe, that's clever. I'm going to leave a reply...oh,never mind."
February 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Me, after reading that: "Well, that would make her an 11. Hehe, that's clever. I'm going to leave a reply...oh,never mind."
After reassessing HIS net worth, it turns out he's only worth $385.00...not $385B.
February 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
After reassessing HIS net worth, it turns out he's only worth $385.00...not $385B.
I finally have a stronger word than "twatwaffle". Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "spunkmuppet"
February 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I finally have a stronger word than "twatwaffle". Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "spunkmuppet"
When you got 'em using absolutes, you hit a nerve
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
When you got 'em using absolutes, you hit a nerve
Good news! NASA reported yesterday that our chances of being hit by it doubled from 1% to 2%.
February 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Good news! NASA reported yesterday that our chances of being hit by it doubled from 1% to 2%.
I'd accept a 5 min major for it
February 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'd accept a 5 min major for it
Trump is nothing if not an overachiever
February 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trump is nothing if not an overachiever
I, uh...just saved 15% by switching to Geico 🤷
February 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I, uh...just saved 15% by switching to Geico 🤷
The only scene more iconic in the series was when the leader of the Volturi cackled upon meeting Nessie for the first time.
February 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The only scene more iconic in the series was when the leader of the Volturi cackled upon meeting Nessie for the first time.
Or the magats who think they define men when all the world sees are trump-made bitches
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Or the magats who think they define men when all the world sees are trump-made bitches
Of course! But the caveat is that we have to learn from it.
February 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Of course! But the caveat is that we have to learn from it.