"My husband's Verizon account is older than you" is not something you want to hear your wife say when walking around the corner to see the produce guy hitting on her.
I know this now.

The years spent trying to convey to maga that no matter what, we're all swimming in the same pool, and they pissed in it anyway. Now they're complaining that the water's too warm and smells funny.

Kiss my ass, Donald. I'm re-renaming it to the Gulf of Dave. I contacted Google already. Deal!

Going for the 2 points given the situation? Why exactly?

[bingo parlour]

“Ethnic cleansing!”

Me: Bingo!

I think what sucks most is even if we wake up tomorrow with full democracy restored, equal rights for everyone, billionaires deciding to help humanity instead of leaching from it...we still live on a planet that's pretty tired of our bullshit and isn't hiding it much anymore.