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My wife told our (grown) children that I smell like Billie Eilish‘s boobs when someone asked what it was in the car.
This stuff smells amazing
This stuff smells amazing
October 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
My wife told our (grown) children that I smell like Billie Eilish‘s boobs when someone asked what it was in the car.
This stuff smells amazing
This stuff smells amazing
Breaking barriers: told a dad joke at a transgender clinic while wearing a skirt and cracked everyone up.
August 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Breaking barriers: told a dad joke at a transgender clinic while wearing a skirt and cracked everyone up.
Anyone have a parachute? It’s 12:30 CT and I will end up here at 7:45 PM at the earliest… all for “safety” reasons and it’s “not possible sir!”
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Anyone have a parachute? It’s 12:30 CT and I will end up here at 7:45 PM at the earliest… all for “safety” reasons and it’s “not possible sir!”
Just turned on the radio in the car as we were driving past Lehi Roller Mill. Footloose was on. Ren’s workplace in the movie.
May 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Just turned on the radio in the car as we were driving past Lehi Roller Mill. Footloose was on. Ren’s workplace in the movie.
Any chance we see a young Leroy Jethro Moore on #NCIS:Origins? Is Donald Glover available?
May 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Any chance we see a young Leroy Jethro Moore on #NCIS:Origins? Is Donald Glover available?
Busted the car in front of us using their backup camera in their mirror to look at us. I waved and it went away. 😂
May 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Busted the car in front of us using their backup camera in their mirror to look at us. I waved and it went away. 😂
I’m glad my phone doesn’t publicly share actual recordings of what I say when I’m alone.
Just random Beastie Boys lyrics in a really weird voice for absolutely no reason at all
Just random Beastie Boys lyrics in a really weird voice for absolutely no reason at all
April 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’m glad my phone doesn’t publicly share actual recordings of what I say when I’m alone.
Just random Beastie Boys lyrics in a really weird voice for absolutely no reason at all
Just random Beastie Boys lyrics in a really weird voice for absolutely no reason at all
Too big for the rotisserie, so it was dinner out, but the midnight snack is gonna be off the chain
April 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Too big for the rotisserie, so it was dinner out, but the midnight snack is gonna be off the chain
The most Utah thing I’ve ever seen! Just back from your mission and getting married before getting a job? Donate plasma! 🤣
#Utah #MormonLife
#Utah #MormonLife
April 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The most Utah thing I’ve ever seen! Just back from your mission and getting married before getting a job? Donate plasma! 🤣
#Utah #MormonLife
#Utah #MormonLife
April 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Wait. Right hand or forehead, guys. Get it together. You’re doing it wrong.
April 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Wait. Right hand or forehead, guys. Get it together. You’re doing it wrong.
Just walked by the neighbors house and noticed they have a water fountain inside the garage. I never even considered that as a possibility.
You’ll know I’m rich when I have a fountain in my garage that dispenses Hawaiian Punch.
#ThereWillBeSigns #WhiskeyTango #WhiteTrashRoots
You’ll know I’m rich when I have a fountain in my garage that dispenses Hawaiian Punch.
#ThereWillBeSigns #WhiskeyTango #WhiteTrashRoots
April 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Just walked by the neighbors house and noticed they have a water fountain inside the garage. I never even considered that as a possibility.
You’ll know I’m rich when I have a fountain in my garage that dispenses Hawaiian Punch.
#ThereWillBeSigns #WhiskeyTango #WhiteTrashRoots
You’ll know I’m rich when I have a fountain in my garage that dispenses Hawaiian Punch.
#ThereWillBeSigns #WhiskeyTango #WhiteTrashRoots
The true king has spoken and his words are profound... profoundly funny.
If it doesn't show, the original post talks about how well thought out the plans are based on the fact that we're slapping tariffs on an island of penguins.
If it doesn't show, the original post talks about how well thought out the plans are based on the fact that we're slapping tariffs on an island of penguins.
He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."
April 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The true king has spoken and his words are profound... profoundly funny.
If it doesn't show, the original post talks about how well thought out the plans are based on the fact that we're slapping tariffs on an island of penguins.
If it doesn't show, the original post talks about how well thought out the plans are based on the fact that we're slapping tariffs on an island of penguins.
Reposted
He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."
April 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."
Not sure why the movie Hackers came into my brain, but the Cereal Killer line about a mix tape of artists who "... asphyxiated on their own vomit!" came up and I created his The Greatest Zooks mix tape as a playlist.
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
#Hackers #Mixtape #Playlist
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
#Hackers #Mixtape #Playlist
The Greatest Zooks by Brian Bird on Apple Music
Playlist · 9 Songs
music.apple.com
April 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Not sure why the movie Hackers came into my brain, but the Cereal Killer line about a mix tape of artists who "... asphyxiated on their own vomit!" came up and I created his The Greatest Zooks mix tape as a playlist.
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
#Hackers #Mixtape #Playlist
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
#Hackers #Mixtape #Playlist
I need the ability to focus like Stanley in Swordfish.
*claps hands*
… Is still on Blue Sky
*claps hands*
… Is still on Blue Sky
March 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I need the ability to focus like Stanley in Swordfish.
*claps hands*
… Is still on Blue Sky
*claps hands*
… Is still on Blue Sky
Watching Twisters again.
I wish I could love where I grew up again.
I wish I could love where I grew up again.
March 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Watching Twisters again.
I wish I could love where I grew up again.
I wish I could love where I grew up again.
I have a few people around the nation that I want to get together and do an escape room together with.
It’s fun to see how different brains solve puzzles differently.
#MetaHorizonWorlds #VirtualEscapeRooms #MichaelGregoryII #Wafflecopter
It’s fun to see how different brains solve puzzles differently.
#MetaHorizonWorlds #VirtualEscapeRooms #MichaelGregoryII #Wafflecopter
March 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have a few people around the nation that I want to get together and do an escape room together with.
It’s fun to see how different brains solve puzzles differently.
#MetaHorizonWorlds #VirtualEscapeRooms #MichaelGregoryII #Wafflecopter
It’s fun to see how different brains solve puzzles differently.
#MetaHorizonWorlds #VirtualEscapeRooms #MichaelGregoryII #Wafflecopter
I think the LGBTQ+ community need to take back the Lions Not Sheep tagline. That’s true non-conformity. The association with Pride is right there too.
Make em regret ever using it.
#LGBTQ #LionsNotSheep #TakingItBack
Make em regret ever using it.
#LGBTQ #LionsNotSheep #TakingItBack
March 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I think the LGBTQ+ community need to take back the Lions Not Sheep tagline. That’s true non-conformity. The association with Pride is right there too.
Make em regret ever using it.
#LGBTQ #LionsNotSheep #TakingItBack
Make em regret ever using it.
#LGBTQ #LionsNotSheep #TakingItBack
Had another trans flag show up on the short route that I walk the dog. For being in a Mormon stronghold, this is pretty cool.
#TransDayOfVisibility #Pride #LionsNotSheep
#TransDayOfVisibility #Pride #LionsNotSheep
March 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Had another trans flag show up on the short route that I walk the dog. For being in a Mormon stronghold, this is pretty cool.
#TransDayOfVisibility #Pride #LionsNotSheep
#TransDayOfVisibility #Pride #LionsNotSheep
Neighbor in the hospital. Now my mind is running through building a “go bag” with spices and utensils to go cook for families with folks in the hospital.
March 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Neighbor in the hospital. Now my mind is running through building a “go bag” with spices and utensils to go cook for families with folks in the hospital.
March 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@foxsports.com.web.brid.gy why are we breaking for commercial before letting us know the position changes from the pit stop? Hard to defend this broadcast team against the criticism. #NASCAR #LasVegas #Penzoil400
March 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@foxsports.com.web.brid.gy why are we breaking for commercial before letting us know the position changes from the pit stop? Hard to defend this broadcast team against the criticism. #NASCAR #LasVegas #Penzoil400
Freddys just isn’t the same without Mars greeting every with a very enthusiastic, “Welcome! welcome! welcome, my friends!”
March 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Freddys just isn’t the same without Mars greeting every with a very enthusiastic, “Welcome! welcome! welcome, my friends!”
I always see myself as Bill Murray wearing a bucket hat when I bite into a Baby Ruth
#CaddyShack #BillMurray #BabyRuth #Swimming
#CaddyShack #BillMurray #BabyRuth #Swimming
March 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I always see myself as Bill Murray wearing a bucket hat when I bite into a Baby Ruth
#CaddyShack #BillMurray #BabyRuth #Swimming
#CaddyShack #BillMurray #BabyRuth #Swimming