da7id.bsky.social
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My wife told our (grown) children that I smell like Billie Eilish‘s boobs when someone asked what it was in the car.

This stuff smells amazing
October 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Anyone have a parachute? It’s 12:30 CT and I will end up here at 7:45 PM at the earliest… all for “safety” reasons and it’s “not possible sir!”
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Too big for the rotisserie, so it was dinner out, but the midnight snack is gonna be off the chain
April 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The most Utah thing I’ve ever seen! Just back from your mission and getting married before getting a job? Donate plasma! 🤣

#Utah #MormonLife
April 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Wait. Right hand or forehead, guys. Get it together. You’re doing it wrong.
April 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I literally just went back to short squares for the first time in several months just to be able to do some hobby work and type freely.

Love em long and sharp. Shirt feels too manly now.

The before:
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How I think my nail feels when one breaks.
#MalePolish #FakeNails #Manicure #Spiderman
March 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Interesting that SLC, of all places, has the author of the book on TransGynecology. Dr. Rixt Luikenaar. I might have to try an read this somewhere.
#Trans #LGBT #TransGynecology
February 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Got my green on already

#StPatricksDay #Green #Nails #MalePolish
February 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sometimes it be like that
February 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Fox score card looks like what getting rid of DEI does for you. Did it effectively communicate? Yes. Was it a good design. No. This is the Cybertruck of scorecards.

Maybe it’s just humans are still needed in design and this is AI.

#Fox #SuperBowlLIX #DEI #FailedDesign #CybertruckAesthetic
February 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Was it an illusion or were they better back then?
February 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
How I imagine my youngest walked out of their last final today…
December 13, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Waiters and hospitality workers are some of my favorite people.
December 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Eight years and a couple of weeks ago…
December 9, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I might be a bit high maintenance. #manipedi with the wife.
December 7, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Solved multiple VR escape room puzzles others had given up on and completed the game. i.pinimg.com/736x/20/7c/b...
December 7, 2024 at 4:04 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social, do you have a dog that is picky about french fries? This repeat offender won’t eat fries from certain places.
December 6, 2024 at 11:31 PM