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Not Fifi McCaffee
@daddyfarmer.bsky.social
Like Daddy Cop, but different. PNW. Divorced dad. Fur. Used to be known as bear, or bear bear. My life was unmade over the last few years. Now I’m just a Homesteader without a family to homestead with.
My magical familiar. #MaineCoon
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The closer I get to 50, the more I am realizing how true this photo really is.
May 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Been so stupid busy with personal crisis this year. I think my friends have had more sex with my partner than I have this year.

Fml :(

In other news/ uranium glass.
May 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Driving through this today. Hope I don’t die.
May 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy Mother’s Day. If your mom is still here, cherish and honor her. If she isn’t, you can join me in remembrance of the mothers who have passed on.

A #haiku by me, illustrated by a gpt.

#MothersDay #Remembrance #ThankYouMom
May 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Yaaaay.
March 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
March 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
January 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Little bastard! lol.
December 28, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Toe beans in the snow. Snowbeans!
December 27, 2024 at 8:20 PM
He says your compliments of his majesticness may continue. lol.
December 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
He says only if you promise to play with him afterwards. He is the avatar of playtime.
December 26, 2024 at 5:42 PM
@rubypupad.bsky.social He says good morning and I need to stop looking at my phone. lol.
December 26, 2024 at 5:12 PM
December 25, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Silence After Storm. A #haiku about loss.
November 30, 2024 at 11:06 PM
He’s glued to my side today. My magnificent familiar. He saved my life a year ago. He’s now the center of my existence
November 26, 2024 at 4:31 PM
This one is titled: The anguish of knowing what can never be. #poetry inspired by true love lost. #haiku
November 21, 2024 at 6:28 AM
November 16, 2024 at 3:10 AM