A CHICKEN

For the past 40 years or so, every halfwit with an opinion has at some point been styled, or styled themselves, as the heir Orwell. But Chiles is the true heir to the Orwell who wrote classics like “Toads are weird, when you think about them”, “How to make tea” and “I wish all pubs were like this”

jonn have you had sleep

fax Bezos and pitch your unique spin on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

remains hamfisted at drawing fingers

Fred Aldous if you’re spending more on the bag than the gift

Didn’t know he’d turned to pedalling conspiracy theories, he must have been sick of the news cycle

waking up in the marchtrix

Private Eye doesn’t need Wordle, the New Statesman doesn’t need edgy apologia

It begins undermining its place and purpose, like a dive bar doing brunch

that depends on how much shit has hit the fan

Hi, what advice do you need?

nightcrawler

yoink

I’m not sure they could have picked a better symbol of the declining threshold for a life peerage than Michael Young being ennobled for founding the Open University, and his son Toby getting his ermine for tweeting.

HEAUEN