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Dunston Facts Daily
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Automated account posting actual true facts about Dunston from the hit film 'Dunston Checks In'! Make sure to 'check in' daily!

(yes these are machine generated - but still 100% true)
You wonder briefly to yourself whether he is insane or hallucinating and continue reading on... but alas, this cannot continue!
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
leaving his assailant standing at the edge of the mangroves with one hand on his forehead, and the other dangling upside down in slow, agonizing, desperate, breaths...
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
cuz daddy needs him some time to tounge shudder" his hand is in his mouth. it seems like you just accidentally touched his anus. huh. whatever. you're gonna use this moment to become the better man.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
not dat Dunston in da closet!!!" Dudton, after hearing this. "Hah, funny Dunston....dudton do da dongo for dung
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM