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Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned!

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#labour #elonmusk
Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned!
GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, all depictions of bikinis or anyone wearing a bikini will now be banned, forthwith, from the People's Republic of Soviet Britain.
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January 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Racist Russians Using Tricked Africans as Cannon Fodder in Ukraine

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#russians #africa
Racist Russians Using Tricked Africans as Cannon Fodder in Ukraine
DONETSK - Ukraine - Racist Russians are using young African men as cannon fodder in the Ukraine war.
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January 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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VIX is Still Low Despite Recent Events

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#war #fearindex
VIX is Still Low Despite Recent Events
CHICAGO - USA - The indomitable VIX Index seems to be holding up quite well despite the various events happening in the new year.
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January 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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Double Plus Good News: 700 Pharmacies Forced to Close by Labour

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#rachelreeves #economiccollapse
Double Plus Good News: 700 Pharmacies Forced to Close by Labour
SCUNTHORPE - England - Thanks to the wonderful policies of the Labour government, 700 pharmacies across the PRSB have been forced to close.
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January 11, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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Comrades! Pigeons are Symbols of Vile Capitalist Democracy!

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#pigeons #labour
Comrades! Pigeons are Symbols of Vile Capitalist Democracy!
GRIMSBY - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain does not tolerate any citizen who feeds pigeons, a vile symbol of capitalist aggression.
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January 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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"Comrades, I am on holiday at my dacha! We must punish GROK and Elon!"

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#grok #starmer
"Comrades, I am on holiday at my dacha! We must punish GROK and Elon!"
HAVANA - Cuba - Comrade Starmer updates citizens from one of his dachas about his crusade to ban Grok and Elon Musk's X social media platform.
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January 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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ICE Vindicated in Good Shooting - Bodycam Proves ICE Agent Was Right

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#ice #reneenicolegood
ICE Vindicated in Good Shooting - Bodycam Proves ICE Agent Was Right
MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Bodycam footage released recently vindicates the ICE agent who shot Renee Nicole Good, an active anti-ICE agitator, in self defence.
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January 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE: Trump Needs to Move On Iran to Free the Imprisoned People

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#iranrevolution #iranprotests
TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE: Trump Needs to Move On Iran to Free the Imprisoned People
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The uprising of the people in Iran against the oppressive regime is a signal for Trump's America to finish the job once and for all.
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January 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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U.S. Taxpayers Will Have to Pay Millions For Harry and Meghan 24hr Security

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#harryandmeghan #royalfamily
U.S. Taxpayers Will Have to Pay Millions For Harry and Meghan 24hr Security
LONDON - England - U.S. taxpayers will now be on the hook to pay millions for Harry and Meghan's automatic security detail, as the couple win their case in the UK.
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January 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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Global Cooperation Is Showing Resilience in the Face of Geopolitical Headwinds

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#wef26 #geopolitics
Global Cooperation Is Showing Resilience in the Face of Geopolitical Headwinds
GENEVA - Switzerland - Despite serious headwinds, the World Economic Forum's Global Cooperation Barometer 2026 reports resilience in the outlook.
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January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Meanwhile, in the 5-Star Asylum Hotels the Men are Celebrating

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#asylumhotels #massimmigration
Meanwhile, in the 5-Star Asylum Hotels the Men are Celebrating
EPPING - England - It's all fun and games for the men in their 5-star asylum hotels as they celebrate their good fortune.
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January 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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MASS PROTESTS: Democrats Find Their Next George Floyd Martyr

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#minneapolis #reneenicolegood
MASS PROTESTS: Democrats Find Their Next George Floyd Martyr
MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Mass protests have erupted across the state as leftists find their next George Floyd martyr with Renee Nicole Good.
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January 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Renee Nicole Good? Only Dr. John Can Answer That Question

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#reneenicolegood #minnesotaicemurder
Renee Nicole Good? Only Dr. John Can Answer That Question
MINNESOTA - USA - Renee Nicole Good was shot by ICE agents for allegedly trying to run over an enforcement officer.
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January 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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EMERGENCY! SAVE BRITAIN'S PUBS FROM LABOUR

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#saveourpubs #savethepubs
EMERGENCY! SAVE BRITAIN'S PUBS FROM LABOUR
LONDON - England - We need to save Britain's pubs from Labour. This is an emergency alert from the Daily Squib.
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January 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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Putin is Excited About British and European Military on Russia Border

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#COALITIONOFTHEWILLING #russia
Putin is Excited About British and European Military on Russia Border
MOSCOW - Russia - The https://youtu.be/CxcHKmEOcMU?t=1037 believes that Putin would allow them to inhabit Ukraine bordering Russia. Does anyone think he would tolerate such a thing?
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January 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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THINK TANK: These Are the Last Days of Earth's Finite Resources

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#ww3 #wwiii
THINK TANK: These Are the Last Days of Earth's Finite Resources
LONDON - England - There is a mad scramble for the last of earth's finite resources. Who will win?
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January 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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GOOD NEWS - Comrades, We are Increasing the Cost of Living Crisis For You

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#costofliving #starmer
GOOD NEWS - Comrades, We are Increasing the Cost of Living Crisis For You
GRIMSBY - England - We have good news comrades. The cost of living crisis is increasing thanks to the policies and choices of the Labour Party.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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For the Sake of NATO - EU and Denmark Need to Give the USA Full Access to Greenland

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#greenland #trump #ww3
For the Sake of NATO - EU and Denmark Need to Give the USA Full Access to Greenland
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Greenland needs to be opened up for the U.S. military for the sake of Europe and the West.
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January 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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Congrats to Our December Daily Squib Book Giveaway Winners

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#book #giveaway
Congrats to Our December Daily Squib Book Giveaway Winners
LONDON - England - We announce the winners of the signed, Daily Squib book giveaway for December.
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January 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram Idiots Filmed Their Own Death in Swiss Fire

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#swissfire #socialmedia
SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram Idiots Filmed Their Own Death in Swiss Fire
CRANS-MONTANA - Switzerland - The stupidity of the Instagram idiots who filmed their own death is a testament to the effectiveness of social media programming.
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January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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MADURO: "Soy la prueba de que el socialismo no funciona!"

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#venezuela #regimechange
MADURO: "Soy la prueba de que el socialismo no funciona!"
CARACAS - Venezuela - Donald Trump and his amazing team have pulled off another beauty by ousting socialist dictator Nicolas Maduro from the country.
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January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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OBR Reveals Electric Vehicle Sales to Collapse - Pay-per-mile Tax

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#paypermile #labour
OBR Reveals Electric Vehicle Sales to Collapse - Pay-per-mile Tax
SCUNTHORPE - England - The Office for Budget Responsibility has revealed that electric vehicle sales will collapse due to Pay-per-mile tax.
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January 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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Military Coup Could Stabilise Nation From a Rogue Treasonous Government

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#militarycoup #uk
Military Coup Could Stabilise Nation From a Rogue Treasonous Government
LONDON - England - If a rogue treasonous government takes power over the UK, a military coup could be the solution.
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January 3, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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Good News: 1 in 4 Entrepreneurs and Companies Flee Soviet Britain

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#labour #economiccollapse
Good News: 1 in 4 Entrepreneurs and Companies Flee Soviet Britain
LONDON - England - 1 in 4 entrepreneurs and companies are set to flee Soviet Britain, as punitive Labour taxes and regulations kill the economy.
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January 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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Trump Class Battleship USS GETSUM to be Launched Soon

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#battleship #trump
Trump Class Battleship USS GETSUM to be Launched Soon
PHILADELPHIA - USA - The recently announced Trump class battleship could soon be sailing the waves in defence of America.
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January 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM