Child-like Empress
@dakotahstarheart.bsky.social
It’s official. I have developed a crush on Hank Green. He is cute and he teaches me things.
April 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It’s official. I have developed a crush on Hank Green. He is cute and he teaches me things.
my fav Pokémon and the one I think I’m most like ;P
April 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
my fav Pokémon and the one I think I’m most like ;P
@ Drew Afualo
Be-bong-cé?
Be-bong-cé?
April 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
@ Drew Afualo
Be-bong-cé?
Be-bong-cé?
Shiny Hisuian Arcanine is BADASS
April 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Shiny Hisuian Arcanine is BADASS
your honor, I must confess…. She ate here
April 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your honor, I must confess…. She ate here
“I am a woman of god and I can fart whenever I want”
- Amanda Lehan-Canto as Karen
- Amanda Lehan-Canto as Karen
April 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“I am a woman of god and I can fart whenever I want”
- Amanda Lehan-Canto as Karen
- Amanda Lehan-Canto as Karen
my friends and family should feel grateful that I am genuinely invested in the art form of cinema and don’t spoil every movie/tv show we watch together with my elite-a** pattern recognition
February 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
my friends and family should feel grateful that I am genuinely invested in the art form of cinema and don’t spoil every movie/tv show we watch together with my elite-a** pattern recognition
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[watching you eat dinner I prepared]
"See? Expiration dates are just suggestions."
"See? Expiration dates are just suggestions."
February 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
[watching you eat dinner I prepared]
"See? Expiration dates are just suggestions."
"See? Expiration dates are just suggestions."
80s-90s suspenseful science fiction/apocalypse movies will always have a special place in my heart… Abyss? Banger. Core? Bop. Contact? A hit.
February 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
80s-90s suspenseful science fiction/apocalypse movies will always have a special place in my heart… Abyss? Banger. Core? Bop. Contact? A hit.
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I think a good trait in a romantic partner is when you ask them what their favorite movie is and it’s something completely off the wall like Deep Impact
February 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I think a good trait in a romantic partner is when you ask them what their favorite movie is and it’s something completely off the wall like Deep Impact
Tbh I have no quarrels with getting married to a woman and having children… as long as we are both secretly gay, we live with another secretly gay + married couple… & my wife is actually his wife’s girlfriend & her husband is actually my boyfriend… & then we star in a hit sitcom called “The Beards”
February 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tbh I have no quarrels with getting married to a woman and having children… as long as we are both secretly gay, we live with another secretly gay + married couple… & my wife is actually his wife’s girlfriend & her husband is actually my boyfriend… & then we star in a hit sitcom called “The Beards”
bro I’m listening to Therapy Gecko and I am so glad I am not the only person living a healthy, “normal” life who has telekinesis dreams and always has been convinced that one day they will be able to move things with their mind irl lmao.
February 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
bro I’m listening to Therapy Gecko and I am so glad I am not the only person living a healthy, “normal” life who has telekinesis dreams and always has been convinced that one day they will be able to move things with their mind irl lmao.
I hope the new AI overlord is hot
February 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I hope the new AI overlord is hot
acting is wild bro like,,, ur telling me u get paid to mask????
February 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
acting is wild bro like,,, ur telling me u get paid to mask????
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Radical lies radicalize radical eyes
February 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Radical lies radicalize radical eyes
GOD so many of y’all are so morbid in your responses to the recent inevitable American fuckery
“WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”
Ummm… I don’t know how to tell you this, but…
“WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”
Ummm… I don’t know how to tell you this, but…
February 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
GOD so many of y’all are so morbid in your responses to the recent inevitable American fuckery
“WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”
Ummm… I don’t know how to tell you this, but…
“WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”
Ummm… I don’t know how to tell you this, but…
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(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
February 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
I just had a modest caloric intake - around 200 calories - of vanilla ice-cream, and because I added a handful of crushed pistachios in to ~make it fancy~, I’m guessing it’s now more so in the 200 joules range
February 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just had a modest caloric intake - around 200 calories - of vanilla ice-cream, and because I added a handful of crushed pistachios in to ~make it fancy~, I’m guessing it’s now more so in the 200 joules range
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(SHAKING YOU ALL) PLEASE CREATE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE ART AND PUT IT INTO THE WORLD IF NOTHING ELSE MAKE IT FOR YOURSELF YOU HHAVE TO KEEP CREATING
February 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
(SHAKING YOU ALL) PLEASE CREATE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE ART AND PUT IT INTO THE WORLD IF NOTHING ELSE MAKE IT FOR YOURSELF YOU HHAVE TO KEEP CREATING
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Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
Thanks to Caramel Skin by Phlur am now Edible ™️ and I need however many fine a** men it takes to put that statement to the test. I smell… so… sex
February 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Thanks to Caramel Skin by Phlur am now Edible ™️ and I need however many fine a** men it takes to put that statement to the test. I smell… so… sex
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Every time Lady Gaga releases new music, I feel my will to live come back full force
February 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Every time Lady Gaga releases new music, I feel my will to live come back full force