Dakota Schmidt
@dakotaschmidt.bsky.social
Diablo Rojos scout. Retired writer. Contact: [email protected]. DM's open. Forever the G League king.
ICE is being funded which is an obvious pain in the butt.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
ICE is being funded which is an obvious pain in the butt.
Nothing scarier than spending Halloween getting ready for a birth
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Nothing scarier than spending Halloween getting ready for a birth
Is this how you want them to be?
homer simpson is laying on his stomach on the floor in a cartoon .
ALT: homer simpson is laying on his stomach on the floor in a cartoon .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Is this how you want them to be?
Guess you can say that Curt is looking to Hogg our podcast feeds this season.
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Guess you can say that Curt is looking to Hogg our podcast feeds this season.
Can't wait to listen to his next song titled "Why Is This Place So Hot And Fiery?" when he dies.
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Can't wait to listen to his next song titled "Why Is This Place So Hot And Fiery?" when he dies.
You'd think they'd like frozen water at the Winter Olympics.
*Thinks for a second*
Wait a minute now...
*Thinks for a second*
Wait a minute now...
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
You'd think they'd like frozen water at the Winter Olympics.
*Thinks for a second*
Wait a minute now...
*Thinks for a second*
Wait a minute now...
"Hey you jerks, being a right-wing rag in this city is our thing!" - DC Examiner to WaPo right now.
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
"Hey you jerks, being a right-wing rag in this city is our thing!" - DC Examiner to WaPo right now.
I'm not sure what tummy time means but thats what it said on my clock. Weird that it came right after your post.
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I'm not sure what tummy time means but thats what it said on my clock. Weird that it came right after your post.
Hey lady, I looked at the clock and its tummy time o'clock.
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Hey lady, I looked at the clock and its tummy time o'clock.
Kirk is lemon pepper stepping away from Atlanta.
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Kirk is lemon pepper stepping away from Atlanta.
Do you have a flame thrower? I think that could do the trick.
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Do you have a flame thrower? I think that could do the trick.
Good dick-tation as well.
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Good dick-tation as well.
Get ready to hoop Bryan
February 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Get ready to hoop Bryan