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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 12h

I guess you can say that Las Vegas Aced the assignment

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 1d

Also dude made a remix of the song about Canada. I'm sure he'd do one for Iran if Ali Khamenei sent him some cash.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 1d

Gotta ask Sunshine to work part time as a bodega cat.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 1d

Has she asked the cat to start paying rent?

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 1d

Dude has one song and it's in like the five percentile in songs about America.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so sorry for Norway about what the very dumb things that the president of the country I live in is about to do.

Reuters @reuters.com · 1d

BREAKING: Venezuela's Maria Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 reut.rs/42uh3Aw

Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 1d

The whole not scoring runs thing isn't a good way to win a baseball game.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 1d

The Brewers are making me grumpy. The Packers have been making me grumpy. The state of the world is making me grumpy. Who wants to guess what emotion I'm feeling?

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 3d

@pablo.show after seeing this.

Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 4d

The TD itself is wild but shout out to the offensive line for giving Trevor the time to recover.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 4d

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 6d

If FOX is looking for a replacement, I know a bit about football and have never been stabbed or arrested for stabbing related behavior.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 6d

Ex- NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez was stabbed in Indianapolis, then arrested for his alleged role in the incident later in the day

Former NFL QB Mark Sanchez Hospitalized After Indianapolis Stabbing, Then Arrested

The Fox Sports analyst is in stable condition after being stabbed, but he has been arrested for his alleged role in the incident.

www.huffpost.com

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 7d

At this point, it's cool and rebellious to not have your own podcast.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 9d

Feel like it may be tough to explain the fact that they're the Stanford Cardinals but their mascot is a tree.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 10d

Ezra Klein

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 10d

Hoping for a mention of Amillion Buggs.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 11d

A hand

Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 11d

I definitely miss the early to mid 2000's where my dad had to keep going to the computer repair store because I kept wrecking it by downloading Reggie Bush high school highlights on Limewire.

grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 12d

This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 12d

NBA Media Day a.k.a. wait that guy signed there day.

KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky.social · 12d

Happy NBA Media Day! The season unofficially starts today for the remaining 25 teams that haven't had Media Day yet!

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 12d

Still thinking about how Jordan Love was playing amazing but Matt Lafleur still decided to run the clock down in OT and get the tie rather than go for the kill. I'll probably be irritated by that for a while.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 12d

Green Bay going to send Packers of yesteryear to participate. Going to run Bubba Franks out there.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 12d

For the Packers, would their CEO be in the drill or their 500k shareholders?

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 12d

Is Matt Lafleur too handsome to be a good head coach?

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 12d

Pat Murphy needs to spend a few days with Matt Lafleur because dude is coaching like an absolute coward.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 12d

Definitely the one on the right. The house cat is a relative of tigers and panthers. Cleaning robot is cleaning robot

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 12d

He definitely deserves it by being one of the biggest stars in the world but a certain demographic is about to be VERY annoying about this.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 12d

BREAKING: Bad Bunny will headline the halftime show at Super Bowl LX.

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