Charly, smiling politely
@charlypudding.bsky.social
Punk until the rents due
A storm in a G cup
Thew's wife 💍
She/her/bi(tch)
A storm in a G cup
Thew's wife 💍
She/her/bi(tch)
Had a job interview this morning, it seemed to go well but please cross all fingers and toes
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Had a job interview this morning, it seemed to go well but please cross all fingers and toes
Listening to a true crime podcast about The Kerry Babies murder and get a Ireland Tourism ad 😅
Not getting the best impression honestly
Not getting the best impression honestly
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Listening to a true crime podcast about The Kerry Babies murder and get a Ireland Tourism ad 😅
Not getting the best impression honestly
Not getting the best impression honestly
Every man that has failed to give me an orgasm is going to this
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Every man that has failed to give me an orgasm is going to this
There are very few times when my visual impairment becomes an issue, but it's always when I try a practical hobby. Lego frustrated me too much and cross stitch was made impossible from the start just with threading the needle.
Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
There are very few times when my visual impairment becomes an issue, but it's always when I try a practical hobby. Lego frustrated me too much and cross stitch was made impossible from the start just with threading the needle.
Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
#thetraitors Steven watching shit hit the fan
a group of drag queens are standing next to each other in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a group of drag queens are standing next to each other in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
#thetraitors Steven watching shit hit the fan
The next episode of #thetraitors is going to be more dramatic than any episode of untucked
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
The next episode of #thetraitors is going to be more dramatic than any episode of untucked
I got this done in 2015 and its still one of my favourite tattoos. As its Daves birthday I think we should take the time to remember how incredible he was as an artist and how the wprld has turned to shit ever since he died
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I got this done in 2015 and its still one of my favourite tattoos. As its Daves birthday I think we should take the time to remember how incredible he was as an artist and how the wprld has turned to shit ever since he died
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
Gazpacho Soup!!!!!!
"STOP MURDERING ME"
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Gazpacho Soup!!!!!!
The onion working so fucking hard to sound satirical but everything reads as a genuine headline in this day and age.
They even do a spell check which is better journalism than the daily mail
They even do a spell check which is better journalism than the daily mail
Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The onion working so fucking hard to sound satirical but everything reads as a genuine headline in this day and age.
They even do a spell check which is better journalism than the daily mail
They even do a spell check which is better journalism than the daily mail
As shitty as the current geopolitical climate is right now im quite glad its happening on another contanant.
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
As shitty as the current geopolitical climate is right now im quite glad its happening on another contanant.
I hope I'm not the only one who is sick to the back teeth of press junkets with cast members pretending to be life long friends.
If I have to see Jack Black in another matching t shirt with some other cunt that cant stand him I might throw my phone out the window
If I have to see Jack Black in another matching t shirt with some other cunt that cant stand him I might throw my phone out the window
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I hope I'm not the only one who is sick to the back teeth of press junkets with cast members pretending to be life long friends.
If I have to see Jack Black in another matching t shirt with some other cunt that cant stand him I might throw my phone out the window
If I have to see Jack Black in another matching t shirt with some other cunt that cant stand him I might throw my phone out the window
Wheres my fucking snow!
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Wheres my fucking snow!
Is it just me or is the Y backwards?
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Is it just me or is the Y backwards?
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For the Iraq War, oil made sense as a cynical imperialist motivation. In 2003, the US imported ≈11k barrels/day.
These days, the US *exports* ≈3k barrels/day. We have a surplus of oil.
I think Trump's plan in Venezuela is to expand on the El Salvador CECOT model, scale up his concentration camps.
These days, the US *exports* ≈3k barrels/day. We have a surplus of oil.
I think Trump's plan in Venezuela is to expand on the El Salvador CECOT model, scale up his concentration camps.
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
For the Iraq War, oil made sense as a cynical imperialist motivation. In 2003, the US imported ≈11k barrels/day.
These days, the US *exports* ≈3k barrels/day. We have a surplus of oil.
I think Trump's plan in Venezuela is to expand on the El Salvador CECOT model, scale up his concentration camps.
These days, the US *exports* ≈3k barrels/day. We have a surplus of oil.
I think Trump's plan in Venezuela is to expand on the El Salvador CECOT model, scale up his concentration camps.
Do i have to?
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Do i have to?
2025 was a big year but it was fucking hard work.
Engagement, surgeries, hospital appointments, lottery win, dissertation wedding, graduation, holiday. Plus all the usual life shit of house, family, friends, and work.
Can we have 2026 a bit calmer yeah?
Engagement, surgeries, hospital appointments, lottery win, dissertation wedding, graduation, holiday. Plus all the usual life shit of house, family, friends, and work.
Can we have 2026 a bit calmer yeah?
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
2025 was a big year but it was fucking hard work.
Engagement, surgeries, hospital appointments, lottery win, dissertation wedding, graduation, holiday. Plus all the usual life shit of house, family, friends, and work.
Can we have 2026 a bit calmer yeah?
Engagement, surgeries, hospital appointments, lottery win, dissertation wedding, graduation, holiday. Plus all the usual life shit of house, family, friends, and work.
Can we have 2026 a bit calmer yeah?
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give me the strength to weather the battles of 2026 with the grace and restraint of Sting squinting ever so slightly while Gregory Porter hits the most heinous bum note in history
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
give me the strength to weather the battles of 2026 with the grace and restraint of Sting squinting ever so slightly while Gregory Porter hits the most heinous bum note in history
I once shook hands with Poet Laureate Simon Armitage after a gig in Manchester and cried
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I once shook hands with Poet Laureate Simon Armitage after a gig in Manchester and cried
Here are the birth dates of each person if the show Frasier started in 2025: YOU'RE WELCOME FELLOW OLD PEOPLE..
December 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Here are the birth dates of each person if the show Frasier started in 2025: YOU'RE WELCOME FELLOW OLD PEOPLE..
Signed. You should sign too. I stand with all my sisters, not just cisters
notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...
notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...
Women in support of the trans+ community - Not in our name
notinourname.org.uk
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Signed. You should sign too. I stand with all my sisters, not just cisters
notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...
notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...
Friends! Marriage! Nachos!
Sounds boss to me honestly
Sounds boss to me honestly
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026:
WINE
BEACH
BOOBS
... But that's a weekend, at most, not a full year...
WINE
BEACH
BOOBS
... But that's a weekend, at most, not a full year...
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Friends! Marriage! Nachos!
Sounds boss to me honestly
Sounds boss to me honestly
My phone is currently out of action and im using Thews old LG until mine is fixed. We really do forget how good the tech that we use is. Compared to my lovely motorola, this old LG bag of shite might as well be using a potato waffle
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My phone is currently out of action and im using Thews old LG until mine is fixed. We really do forget how good the tech that we use is. Compared to my lovely motorola, this old LG bag of shite might as well be using a potato waffle
Tell us your favourites
my wife and I accidentally come up with band names in casual conversation so much that we had to make a shared google spreadsheet
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tell us your favourites