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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 14h

Blonde woman in aeroplane seat with the caption "the flight attendants just said mascs with straps will drop from the ceiling 🙏🏻👀"

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 1d

Viola girl. Someone already did that look

a pixelated image of a drag queen dancing on stage

ALT: a pixelated image of a drag queen dancing on stage

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 1d

Look I'm a life long punk always. But I'm also a chav from a west midlands housing estate.

I'm 100% going to this and I'll belt out every word

The Streets A Grand Don't Come For Free tour announcement

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 4d

Game changer. The best supermarket soup I've had in aaaages.

Sainsbury's taste the difference masala spiced cauliflower soup

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 7d

They aren't your friends. They should have text you as they left the club

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 7d

What's your go to karaoke song? 🎤🎤🎤

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 10d

One of my friends met her and said she was one of the most awful people she had ever met. But for me it's always Noel who can sling his hook.

Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 10d

Post something random or you'll have an awful October

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 10d

Dancing to Agado at a wedding

Calling the ref a prick

Knowing all the words to Robbie Williams - Angel against your wishes

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 10d

My cousin's call thew Thanos so this is really weird

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 14d

20 days until our holiday and I'm ready to burst. I'm gonna be such an unbearable arsehole going through the airport fucking running onto that plane

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 15d

Me since Charlie Kirk died

Image in three panels. First panel is Wednesday and Pugley on stage bowing. Captioned with "my leftist shitposting on main"
Second panel is audience drenched in fake blood with the captions "my coworkers, family, people I went to school with"
Third panel is Gomez. Mortisha, and Fester applauding, caption says "queer communists and anarchists I met online"

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 16d

I hadn't even thought of this but now it seems so obvious. Control womens bodies during pregnancy under the banner of an emerging medical crisis.

LBC @lbc.co.uk · 17d

"It gives them a great excuse to take more control of women's bodies."

Caller Paul believes there's something 'sinister' behind Trump's autism announcement.

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 19d

However, this one remains a favourite

Drawing in Sharpie of the above photo but my face is replaced with Nigel Thornberry with a speech bubble that says "MARIANNE!"

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 19d

BUT one person in particular had a go, and I don't know if he tried his best or if he was trying to be offensive. But it never fails to make people laugh. Please enjoy the broken arms, Hitlertache, bell end shaped titty and flat ass

Pencil drawing of the above photo done terribly.

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 19d

I posted this photo of Facebook and a few folks did some drawings.

Pencil drawing of the above photo slightly better than the other

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 19d

STORY TIME

Pre-covid I went away for the weekend with my friend and they took this amazing photo of me in the window of our hotel. Still one of my favourite photos of me

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Mrs Thew 💍 @charlypudding.bsky.social · 19d

Feel as rough as a bears arse today. After a trip to the hospital Friday got told I have a kidney infection and given antibiotics and some heavy duty painkillers. Currently on the sofa watching Sunday Brunch because I don't have the strength to change the channel

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Techpriest @techpriest.bsky.social · 23d

Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan