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I’ve seen some things. Man, have I seen some things
Hard to believe they’re worried about leaving witnesses when they’re broadcasting the video. Although there is truth to the idea that dead men tell no tales.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hard to believe they’re worried about leaving witnesses when they’re broadcasting the video. Although there is truth to the idea that dead men tell no tales.
I would openly laugh at this if it went for the fact that there’s a lot of truth to the idea that these assholes get off on killing people
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I would openly laugh at this if it went for the fact that there’s a lot of truth to the idea that these assholes get off on killing people
Why does no one seem to be considering that he actually ran it by Trump and Trump commanded him to do this?
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Clearly this is conjecture on my part. But, it certainly seems likely.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Clearly this is conjecture on my part. But, it certainly seems likely.
Why does no one seem to be considering that he actually ran it by Trump and Trump commanded him to do this?
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why does no one seem to be considering that he actually ran it by Trump and Trump commanded him to do this?
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
Eagles OC position is becoming the Defense Against the Dark Arts of the NFL.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Eagles OC position is becoming the Defense Against the Dark Arts of the NFL.
'None,' said Ford.
Zaphod gibbered.
'Did you count them?' he yelled.
'Twice,' said Ford
Zaphod gibbered.
'Did you count them?' he yelled.
'Twice,' said Ford
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
'None,' said Ford.
Zaphod gibbered.
'Did you count them?' he yelled.
'Twice,' said Ford
Zaphod gibbered.
'Did you count them?' he yelled.
'Twice,' said Ford
Please note: the device that these cables can be plugged into does not necessarily need to be functional
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Please note: the device that these cables can be plugged into does not necessarily need to be functional
These cables are not obsolete as long as a device exists in this house that they can be plugged into!
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
These cables are not obsolete as long as a device exists in this house that they can be plugged into!
This is a simple math problem. If you disenfranchise 500 voters to prevent one fraudulent vote you have actually made elections less secure because you have increased the number of harvestable votes.
When you solve imaginary problems you create real ones.
When you solve imaginary problems you create real ones.
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This is a simple math problem. If you disenfranchise 500 voters to prevent one fraudulent vote you have actually made elections less secure because you have increased the number of harvestable votes.
When you solve imaginary problems you create real ones.
When you solve imaginary problems you create real ones.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and see that I am currently out of the office until December 1st. For critical issues, please email Josh Chafetz.
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and see that I am currently out of the office until December 1st. For critical issues, please email Josh Chafetz.
Hard for me to agree with this.
He’s turned it into a place where most moderates don’t want to be.
At this point, aren’t most users people that were already locked into that thought bubble?
He’s turned it into a place where most moderates don’t want to be.
At this point, aren’t most users people that were already locked into that thought bubble?
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hard for me to agree with this.
He’s turned it into a place where most moderates don’t want to be.
At this point, aren’t most users people that were already locked into that thought bubble?
He’s turned it into a place where most moderates don’t want to be.
At this point, aren’t most users people that were already locked into that thought bubble?
Can civilians procure boots? I’m envisioning three people egging the ICE windshield and then bolting. ICE gives chase like the Keystone cops they are.
Accomplice boots their truck.
???
Profit!
Accomplice boots their truck.
???
Profit!
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can civilians procure boots? I’m envisioning three people egging the ICE windshield and then bolting. ICE gives chase like the Keystone cops they are.
Accomplice boots their truck.
???
Profit!
Accomplice boots their truck.
???
Profit!
“You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind‘s blowin”
October 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind‘s blowin”
I can only imagine the BO. And, you know those are the type to shart and just shrug it off.
October 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I can only imagine the BO. And, you know those are the type to shart and just shrug it off.
Bullies only show up to a fight when they think there’s no possible way they can lose.
October 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Bullies only show up to a fight when they think there’s no possible way they can lose.
Life goals.
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Life goals.
Never heard the word before. Had to look it up. Wish I hadn’t.
Unfuckingbelievable. These people are: evil, brainwashed, or both
Unfuckingbelievable. These people are: evil, brainwashed, or both
October 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Never heard the word before. Had to look it up. Wish I hadn’t.
Unfuckingbelievable. These people are: evil, brainwashed, or both
Unfuckingbelievable. These people are: evil, brainwashed, or both
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and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”
October 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”
After a SCOTUS ruling we deport him anyway
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
After a SCOTUS ruling we deport him anyway
It’s a Wonderful Life 2025:
George Bailey has dark skin.
It’s found out he was born to parents here illegally
Still…birthright
At the last second, just as George is about to turn the tables…Potter calls in ICE.
ICE holds him even though he’s a citizen
Potter wins
And …
George Bailey has dark skin.
It’s found out he was born to parents here illegally
Still…birthright
At the last second, just as George is about to turn the tables…Potter calls in ICE.
ICE holds him even though he’s a citizen
Potter wins
And …
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It’s a Wonderful Life 2025:
George Bailey has dark skin.
It’s found out he was born to parents here illegally
Still…birthright
At the last second, just as George is about to turn the tables…Potter calls in ICE.
ICE holds him even though he’s a citizen
Potter wins
And …
George Bailey has dark skin.
It’s found out he was born to parents here illegally
Still…birthright
At the last second, just as George is about to turn the tables…Potter calls in ICE.
ICE holds him even though he’s a citizen
Potter wins
And …
This is awesome.
Is there any risk of not being able to get it on the train?
Taking Caltrain in San Francisco was always risky on the way home because the bike cars would fill up
Is there any risk of not being able to get it on the train?
Taking Caltrain in San Francisco was always risky on the way home because the bike cars would fill up
October 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This is awesome.
Is there any risk of not being able to get it on the train?
Taking Caltrain in San Francisco was always risky on the way home because the bike cars would fill up
Is there any risk of not being able to get it on the train?
Taking Caltrain in San Francisco was always risky on the way home because the bike cars would fill up
White hats need to figure out how to fry these things remotely.
October 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
White hats need to figure out how to fry these things remotely.