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I’ve seen some things. Man, have I seen some things
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and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”
October 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
NFL: We don’t really like this play you run.
Eagles: Suck it
Eagles: Suck it
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
NFL: We don’t really like this play you run.
Eagles: Suck it
Eagles: Suck it
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
September 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
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The first thing anyone from Philadelphia will tell you if you run into them outside of Philly is that they're from Philly and sometimes they'll tell you they're from Philly when they're from like King of Prussia, what I'm saying is
September 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The first thing anyone from Philadelphia will tell you if you run into them outside of Philly is that they're from Philly and sometimes they'll tell you they're from Philly when they're from like King of Prussia, what I'm saying is
Ok, I’m ready to call bullshit on this metric.
The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred.
Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat.
The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred.
Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat.
99.1% Baltimore win probability with 1:48 in the fourth, per ESPN
September 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ok, I’m ready to call bullshit on this metric.
The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred.
Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat.
The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred.
Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat.
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The only person at that dinner unwilling to fellate President Trump was Melania.
Sam Altman, Tim Cook, and other tech leaders lauded Trump at a White House AI dinner
Top tech executives from Google and OpenAI flocked to the White House for an AI education event and praised President Donald Trump over dinner.
www.businessinsider.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The only person at that dinner unwilling to fellate President Trump was Melania.
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August 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m sitting outside by my backyard fire. Watching over a campout for 7 6th graders and 5 4th graders.
“If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
August 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m sitting outside by my backyard fire. Watching over a campout for 7 6th graders and 5 4th graders.
“If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
This turtle is living their best life
August 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This turtle is living their best life
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Here's some good news: Catelin Drey won a special election this week to flip a seat blue in the Iowa Senate and break Republicans' supermajority.
Democrat Catelin Drey wins Iowa Senate special election, breaking Republican supermajority
National and state support from Republicans and Democrats poured into the race for Iowa Senate District 1 with the GOP supermajority in the balance.
www.desmoinesregister.com
August 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Here's some good news: Catelin Drey won a special election this week to flip a seat blue in the Iowa Senate and break Republicans' supermajority.
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Sarah Stevens has been a leader on the war on women’s healthcare access in NC for over a decade.
She cannot join our state supreme court.
This is about the 2026 election.This story’s from 2013:
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbn...
She cannot join our state supreme court.
This is about the 2026 election.This story’s from 2013:
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbn...
North Carolina passes abortion bill tucked into motorcycle safety legislation
North Carolina legislators passed a bill Thursday that both restricts access to abortion and increases safety for motorcyclists. The maneuver--as well as the substance of the bill--outraged pro-choice...
www.nbcnews.com
August 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sarah Stevens has been a leader on the war on women’s healthcare access in NC for over a decade.
She cannot join our state supreme court.
This is about the 2026 election.This story’s from 2013:
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbn...
She cannot join our state supreme court.
This is about the 2026 election.This story’s from 2013:
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbn...
As someone who worked in anti-spam in the early 2000s it terrifies me that these people are dealing with the same shit but way worse.
one of the most interesting sides of working at a well sized social media company is getting to see the Other Side of the internet. it’s not a pretty place.
most people don’t realize how much we clean up compared to how much slips through. watching logs of stuff getting actioned is kind of insane.
August 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
As someone who worked in anti-spam in the early 2000s it terrifies me that these people are dealing with the same shit but way worse.
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one of the most interesting sides of working at a well sized social media company is getting to see the Other Side of the internet. it’s not a pretty place.
most people don’t realize how much we clean up compared to how much slips through. watching logs of stuff getting actioned is kind of insane.
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
one of the most interesting sides of working at a well sized social media company is getting to see the Other Side of the internet. it’s not a pretty place.
Saving Private Grok
STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR GROK
GROKTOPUSSY (Glen, 1983)
July 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Saving Private Grok
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I will pay a journalist $100 if they manage to get an answer from Trump on whether there's a danger in his levying further tariffs on Wakanda if they don't begin fairly trading vibranium with the US.
April 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I will pay a journalist $100 if they manage to get an answer from Trump on whether there's a danger in his levying further tariffs on Wakanda if they don't begin fairly trading vibranium with the US.
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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He doesn’t say it didn’t happen. He smears the source but never actually says the source was lying.
Reporter: Can you share how your information about war plans was shared with a journalist?
Hegseth: So you are talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes
Hegseth: So you are talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes
March 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
He doesn’t say it didn’t happen. He smears the source but never actually says the source was lying.
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March 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
Breaking: The Eagles are re-signing All-Pro LB Zack Baun to a three-year, $51 million contract, including $34 million guaranteed at signing and additional $1.5 million in incentives and escalators, sources told Adam Schefter.
The contract instantly makes Baun one of the highest-paid LBs in the NFL.
The contract instantly makes Baun one of the highest-paid LBs in the NFL.
March 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Vance uses the ski school line to cut the lift line!
Biting Vermont diss
March 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Vance uses the ski school line to cut the lift line!
Vance, the couch, Rubio’s barely contained disgust…the perfect joke looking us right in the face.
This expression says “I think I’m sitting in J.D. Vance’s wet spot.”
March 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Vance, the couch, Rubio’s barely contained disgust…the perfect joke looking us right in the face.
