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Smart-Ass Avs fan
Amateur 📷
Music Dumb-ass
He/Him

https://colinshisler.pixpa.com/
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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when jamie benn finally goes full sam-i-am and tries it and likes it
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Look, good goaltending papers over cracks & bad goaltending highlights every little flaw...

Edmonton isn't THIS bad, but in all their stats (Cf%, FF%, xG%) they are still, basically exactly mid table
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Okay fine, trade for Jordan Binnington, who cares. I survived the Mike Smith era, I can survive the Temu Mike Smith era.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That's 2/3 of Americans, including kids & elderly.

Give me a fuckin break
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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@brendannyhan.bsky.social is right: young people are reluctant to come to the defense of institutions that have excluded them, ignored them, and crushed their movements

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/o...
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Or even the famed Butterball call line
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
America's Test Kitchen, Gordan Ramsey, The Denver Post, Ina Garten, Alton Brown, Bon Appetite & countless food youTubers I don't know but who are probably fine have video tutorials for free on YouTube on how to cook a turkey.

Even if ChatGPT gave accurate instructions I'd still use a real cook!
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Manchester City paid a heavy price for rotating their squad tonight as Leverkusen muscled their way to victory in England. #ManCity #B04

✍️ @ultancsport.bsky.social
Leverkusen mastermind stunning victory on the road against Manchester City
Man City paid a heavy price for rotating their squad tonight as Leverkusen muscled their way to victory in England.
bulinews.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Quite a day. 49 wild gators today. Which is 49 more than I had seen the rest of my life.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I was a terrible hangman. I let everybody down.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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One’s gotta go
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
QTing to break off our chat...

I sometimes do history deep dives & try to read/consume 6-7 books on a subject. Typically a couple general histories then a few more specifics.

The 2 Ferling were the best I read.

American Slavery, American Freedom was great, too

www.goodreads.com/book/show/43...
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
These stories alway remind me of one of my favorite Simpsons jokes
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why is Denver Broncos legend Jerry Rice at the 49ers game?
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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LMAO I don’t think I’ve ever seen an entire team in the top right quadrant. The Avs are ridiculous
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Pritzker didn't quite nail it, but it's a good list

He does get

- Revenge of the Sith is a solid movie hamstrung by the 1st 2

- Attack of the Clones, is, an abomination

-somehow, JJ Abrahms made a movie worse that Attack of the Clones
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Who wants hot droids and signed bookplates? The preorder campaign for Star Wars Outlaws: Low Red Moon is now live! Submit your info here for a free bookplate: readstarwars.com/lrm-preorder

I signed so many of them that I aggravated my repetitive strain injury, so please take advantage of my pain!
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Looks like RFK Jr. Stadium now
What's left of the original RFK Stadium in DC.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM