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hope this suspiciously aggressive rash on my neck is telling me that the cold part of winter is finally starting 🥲
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
hope this suspiciously aggressive rash on my neck is telling me that the cold part of winter is finally starting 🥲
i’ve decided that using a cookbook is more chic than having to unlock my phone repeatedly so i will be building my collection of those, if anyone has recommendations. i’m not against internet recipes tho so i’m gonna write down my faves on lil index cards like my grandmas did
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i’ve decided that using a cookbook is more chic than having to unlock my phone repeatedly so i will be building my collection of those, if anyone has recommendations. i’m not against internet recipes tho so i’m gonna write down my faves on lil index cards like my grandmas did
being an eldest daughter uniquely prepared me for being a millennial in that being responsible for everything my sibling did parallels with continuing to be blamed for all of society’s ills
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
being an eldest daughter uniquely prepared me for being a millennial in that being responsible for everything my sibling did parallels with continuing to be blamed for all of society’s ills
i am sorry. i am soooo sorry. truly, i am. but abq natives nostalgic for the beach waterpark only feel that way bc they’ve never been to a good waterpark
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i am sorry. i am soooo sorry. truly, i am. but abq natives nostalgic for the beach waterpark only feel that way bc they’ve never been to a good waterpark
i have been making a conscious effort to learn how to host but tonight we had a christmas party for our friends and i think it was a great success!
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i have been making a conscious effort to learn how to host but tonight we had a christmas party for our friends and i think it was a great success!
god, if there’s one thing i miss abt being a custodian (besides the built-in 12000 steps a night) it’s access to a vacuum cleaner that fucking WORKS. all these commercially available ones are doodoo caca plastic GARBAGE i’m so SICK OF IT
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
god, if there’s one thing i miss abt being a custodian (besides the built-in 12000 steps a night) it’s access to a vacuum cleaner that fucking WORKS. all these commercially available ones are doodoo caca plastic GARBAGE i’m so SICK OF IT
one work day til 2 week break, btw
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
one work day til 2 week break, btw
i started yellow jackets a couple nights ago but i’m sensitive to sleep paralysis it’s too scawy for me to watch before bed so i guess i’m gonna watch it over break!
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i started yellow jackets a couple nights ago but i’m sensitive to sleep paralysis it’s too scawy for me to watch before bed so i guess i’m gonna watch it over break!
ppl will move to town and post in the local groups like “i need to make friends who watch [tv show]!”
idk what to tell you, dude! i had to become active on reddit bc none of my irls will touch bravo!
idk what to tell you, dude! i had to become active on reddit bc none of my irls will touch bravo!
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ppl will move to town and post in the local groups like “i need to make friends who watch [tv show]!”
idk what to tell you, dude! i had to become active on reddit bc none of my irls will touch bravo!
idk what to tell you, dude! i had to become active on reddit bc none of my irls will touch bravo!
watching myself switch to the dark side. by that, i mean i’m gonna learn sock knitting 😭
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
watching myself switch to the dark side. by that, i mean i’m gonna learn sock knitting 😭
wild that the spouse and i both raised ourselves, but to such wildly different results
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
wild that the spouse and i both raised ourselves, but to such wildly different results
they’re Filming Something in a conference room near my office and it’s so embarrassing walking past them when i need to take a piss
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
they’re Filming Something in a conference room near my office and it’s so embarrassing walking past them when i need to take a piss
it’s haircut day, baybeeeee
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it’s haircut day, baybeeeee
i love how my spouse will talk to me like we’re not on completely different algorithms. he turns to me just now and says “is this the kettle corn guy?”
i have no way of knowing that. i did not know that was a guy
i have no way of knowing that. i did not know that was a guy
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i love how my spouse will talk to me like we’re not on completely different algorithms. he turns to me just now and says “is this the kettle corn guy?”
i have no way of knowing that. i did not know that was a guy
i have no way of knowing that. i did not know that was a guy
there was a time in this country when a voice actor could support four families
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
there was a time in this country when a voice actor could support four families
two weeks til the two week break
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
two weeks til the two week break
i do not know who nuzzi is and you guys are NOT going to make me learn!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i do not know who nuzzi is and you guys are NOT going to make me learn!!!!
i only technically eat breakfast on days i don’t work onsite bc my preferred breakfast protein is fish. some people tell me i shouldn’t worry about this. i should go into the office with fish breath. i refuse. i will be the change i want to smell
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i only technically eat breakfast on days i don’t work onsite bc my preferred breakfast protein is fish. some people tell me i shouldn’t worry about this. i should go into the office with fish breath. i refuse. i will be the change i want to smell
cannot overstate how formative charlie’s angels (2000) was to me, personally
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
cannot overstate how formative charlie’s angels (2000) was to me, personally
normie asking my definition of emo: 🥰😍☺️
normie when i give them my definition: 🤬😠😤
normie when i give them my definition: 🤬😠😤
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
normie asking my definition of emo: 🥰😍☺️
normie when i give them my definition: 🤬😠😤
normie when i give them my definition: 🤬😠😤
what is with all the roux-free macaroni and cheese propaganda i’m getting this year. is it a ploy to trick me into buying eggs? it won’t work, i come from a roux family and i WILL make it with a roux, no matter how annoying it is
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
what is with all the roux-free macaroni and cheese propaganda i’m getting this year. is it a ploy to trick me into buying eggs? it won’t work, i come from a roux family and i WILL make it with a roux, no matter how annoying it is
the specific thing that needs to be brought back from the early 2000s was is a plain black ribbed henley w 10 buttons down the front that i wore every week of the 8th grade, is that too much to ask?
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
the specific thing that needs to be brought back from the early 2000s was is a plain black ribbed henley w 10 buttons down the front that i wore every week of the 8th grade, is that too much to ask?
they’re getting a seafood city in chandler mall here. abq doesn’t even have an h mart yet 😔
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
they’re getting a seafood city in chandler mall here. abq doesn’t even have an h mart yet 😔
i hate so many things, but nothing compares to how much i hate post malone
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i hate so many things, but nothing compares to how much i hate post malone
i told my mom i thought secret lives of mormon wives is like a super weenie hut jr version of housewives but then i had to come up with 3 different analogies til i landed on one that gave her an idea of what super weenie hut jr means
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i told my mom i thought secret lives of mormon wives is like a super weenie hut jr version of housewives but then i had to come up with 3 different analogies til i landed on one that gave her an idea of what super weenie hut jr means