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banh mi luvr 69
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game recognize game and you lookin kinda unfamiliar || little guy, littler boots || they/them
sometimes u gotta commit to the bit, even if it is incoherent
January 27, 2026 at 5:59 AM
saying “i’m VERY intuitive” is an inside joke i have w myself unfortunately i DO have to say it to other people to make myself laugh and they generally do NOT understand the joke
January 27, 2026 at 5:59 AM
weaning myself off of the csm website did heal me, i fear. now imagine how much i would heal if i could get off ig
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
was just explaining that i’ve never been able to watch any 007 movie all the way thru & figured out it’s prob bc this camp classic was my intro to the genre
cannot overstate how formative charlie’s angels (2000) was to me, personally
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
i said the way lisa barlow and meredith marks always find their way back to each other is the most romantic relationship in housewife history & now i’m being burned at the stake
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
they done gentrified the tinned fish
January 23, 2026 at 5:37 AM
can’t wait to not remember to tell my therapist abt this
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 AM
i’ll be of much more use to my community once i finally fucking learn how to say “no”
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 AM
today’s fb group suggestions to me: house pigeon pet club, tinned fish appreciation society, and costco uncensored
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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Getting sick of people who negatively compare stuff to jingling keys ignoring the pleasing sounds and lowkey fire visuals.
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i’m on season 3 of rhop & i KNOW bravo stepped that glam budget up for rhoslc bc why is robyn still wearing that fugly dress from the season 1 intros
January 18, 2026 at 5:19 AM
i don’t go by my legal first name but i’m satisfied with changing that socially, it’s been pretty effective. but i have hated my last name since i was 6 so i’m glad to get rid of it!
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
off to the social security office to knock down the first of many dominoes that end in a legal name change
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
nooooo the tiktok girlies are doing nyx jumbo eye pencil propaganda!! i fell for it the first time around, i’m not falling for it again!
January 16, 2026 at 5:38 AM
a big boss at work didn’t have time to get us presents so she got us all lottery tickets, but i have no idea how the lottery works. where are these things announced?
January 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
trying to fibermax
January 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
not every job done primarily over email is a fake email job. ask me how i know
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
“facebook is boring, facebook is unusable, facebook is just bot posts” i’m going to be honest. you probably just haven’t joined enough freaky little groups
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
being able to finish school for freeeee is cool and all but having a fucked up work day bc of the first day of classes only to have to go to class is so…… welp
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
u wouldn’t believe how many housewives franchises i can burn thru when i’m not watching vpr on a loop; that’s the real gift of the new cast
January 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
what i would give to be a fly on the wall when mary cosby and andy cohen go to lunch
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i didn’t wear a padded bra to work today bc i thought it’d be fine bc i’m wearing two shirts

reader, it was NOT FINE!!
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
i’ve decided that “posting thru it” is emotionally unhealthy but like, not in a high and mighty way bc i was doing that, like, yesterday
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 AM