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I'm moms favorite
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CHARLIE BROWN: happy holidays!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
December 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Shout out to when my nose was plugged and I hit the runforthecube
December 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
XTC Jumpscare
December 4, 2024 at 8:20 PM
If I find out Larabars are bad for you, I'm going to drive my car into a lake.
November 16, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Thanksgiving is almost here! 🦃 Add a little teddy-shaped joy to your celebrations with Teddy Soft Bakes—perfect for cozy moments and sweet traditions. 🧸 #TeddySoftBakes #ThanksgivingTreats
November 16, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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thinking about POLITICS
November 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Do you think Marge's hair tickles Homer's nose when she goes down on him?
November 7, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Are people finally moving over here?
November 7, 2024 at 7:13 AM