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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 9h

@merrittk.com The new Pynchon opens with a quote from The Black Cat

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 13h

weenie there’s a real pillow right there bro

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 14h

this is so true

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 14h

dying at this ad that wants you to hang up this “romantic keepsake” that tells everyone you met at Panera Bread

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 16h

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 16h

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 16h

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 16h

apparently he still has five more days to sign these into law. If you live in California, PLEASE call his office!

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 16h

a party that caters to its base instead of its opponents?? is that even legal???

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 16h

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 17h

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 18h

this is politics, to me;

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 18h

07 Oct 2025

Spike the bulldog rounds a corner wearing a pink helmet that says NO. Unbeknownst to him, Heathcliff is on the other side of the corner, wearing a pink helmet that says YES. Two birds watch the impending confrontation from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Hold on to your butt."

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 1d

hey it’s October. I have a spooky new song for you. it was loosely inspired by season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. see if you can figure out how!

submithub.com/link/somedarkmagik

Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show - Some Dark Magik

submithub.com

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 1d

what seems to be a 10-year-old boy keeps finding my IG reels of my new song and commenting “Autism.” on all of them

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 1d

Definitely putting it on the shortlist for this year

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الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · 2d

The shameful part is that Palestinians were always telling the world what's happening & were always getting killed by Zionists. But those deaths were not enough. It took a full blown genocide for most westerners to come around...and even now some people have the audacity to say "it's complicated"

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tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · Mar 25

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

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The Pod Universe @thepoduniverse.com · 1d

On our latest episode, @joshgondelman.bsky.social joins us to pitch a surprisingly earnest and powerful contemporary remake of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening.

The final product will NOT involve Ted, the teddy bear from the movie Ted.

Watch the ep: youtu.be/Him2_1n-JGI?...

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 2d

How could I forget!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 2d

saw OBAA

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 2d

@marioprime.bsky.social @equifax.bsky.social

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 3d

my influence

Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 3d

Going Dalton Mode*

*=listening to hip hop on the way to the opera

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Joseph Fink @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 3d

I really do think that Taylor saw Sabrina Carpenter and Chapell Roan, realized people like songs that talk about sex in an explicit but light-hearted way, and then made the biggest series of miscalculations anyone has ever made

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 3d

we did this one on the bonus pod!

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 4d

you do not know Charles Lee Ray’s professional background

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 4d

sorry to the haters but Chunky is a muppet

Sarah Norcross @sarahnorcross.bsky.social · 4d

@daltondeschain.com has misled you ALL. Chucky is *not* a muppet

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 4d

the truth is that @why.bsky.team absolutely knows the difference between "spamming" and "target of genocide desperately seeking aid from online communities," they are simply ignoring the ethical implications in order to make their own life easier and less messy

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