Vlad
@dalvcorperation.bsky.social
30, He/Him. I love art, writing, video games, and I'm a cat dad!
I'm a queer icon ✨️. The only people who don't know it yet are the whole world!
I'm a queer icon ✨️. The only people who don't know it yet are the whole world!
Proud moment of the day.
My bosses name is Noah and when he walked by me today I stopped him and said.
"I need to ask you a question and I want to Noah the answer" I made him laugh and he asked "do you actually have a question?" And his laughter doubled when I said "no"
My bosses name is Noah and when he walked by me today I stopped him and said.
"I need to ask you a question and I want to Noah the answer" I made him laugh and he asked "do you actually have a question?" And his laughter doubled when I said "no"
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Proud moment of the day.
My bosses name is Noah and when he walked by me today I stopped him and said.
"I need to ask you a question and I want to Noah the answer" I made him laugh and he asked "do you actually have a question?" And his laughter doubled when I said "no"
My bosses name is Noah and when he walked by me today I stopped him and said.
"I need to ask you a question and I want to Noah the answer" I made him laugh and he asked "do you actually have a question?" And his laughter doubled when I said "no"
I just heard kyptonite by three door down on the classic rock station
a close up of a man with a beard wearing a red jacket
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a red jacket
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I just heard kyptonite by three door down on the classic rock station
My 70 year old father yelling at cars to stop driving like grannys' is the funniest thing to happen to me today. So far.
February 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My 70 year old father yelling at cars to stop driving like grannys' is the funniest thing to happen to me today. So far.
Tbh, I don't know what's funnier. The bot problem or the fact that most of them have Bible quotes in their bios.
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Tbh, I don't know what's funnier. The bot problem or the fact that most of them have Bible quotes in their bios.
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If a Nazi salute is excusable as an "awkward gesture", then punching Nazis is, too.
"Oh, my full body weight fell-into you, excuse me while I maintain my balance with my OTHER FIST".
"Oh, my full body weight fell-into you, excuse me while I maintain my balance with my OTHER FIST".
January 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
If a Nazi salute is excusable as an "awkward gesture", then punching Nazis is, too.
"Oh, my full body weight fell-into you, excuse me while I maintain my balance with my OTHER FIST".
"Oh, my full body weight fell-into you, excuse me while I maintain my balance with my OTHER FIST".
People are okay with you being a nazi as long as you don't say it out loud. You could spout anti-semtic rhetoric for years, do the salute in front of everyone in America, probably most of the world to, and still say you aren't a nazi.
We are fucked.
We are fucked.
January 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
People are okay with you being a nazi as long as you don't say it out loud. You could spout anti-semtic rhetoric for years, do the salute in front of everyone in America, probably most of the world to, and still say you aren't a nazi.
We are fucked.
We are fucked.
I'm tired of hearing people say, "Not all men." Of corse, we know its not all of them, but how many, though? Seeing things like this makes me seriously consider de-tranistioning. I am disgusted more today than I ever have been to be a man.
January 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm tired of hearing people say, "Not all men." Of corse, we know its not all of them, but how many, though? Seeing things like this makes me seriously consider de-tranistioning. I am disgusted more today than I ever have been to be a man.
I am very very
spongebob squarepants is holding up his hands in the air and saying gay .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is holding up his hands in the air and saying gay .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I am very very
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Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
YouTube video by The Onion
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December 19, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
It's been long enough that I think we can forgive Benedict Arnold. He went on to regret his part in betraying America and even died wearing his Amry uniform because of his regret. May I suggest a new universal name for traitors?
Nancy Parker?
Just some food for thought.
Nancy Parker?
Just some food for thought.
Luigi Mangione’s alleged snitch Nancy Parker faces backlash | The Express Tribune
Altoona McDonald’s employee Nancy Parker faces backlash after helping arrest Luigi Mangione and may miss her reward.
tribune.com.pk
December 11, 2024 at 1:30 PM
It's been long enough that I think we can forgive Benedict Arnold. He went on to regret his part in betraying America and even died wearing his Amry uniform because of his regret. May I suggest a new universal name for traitors?
Nancy Parker?
Just some food for thought.
Nancy Parker?
Just some food for thought.
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Everyone: missile toad isn't real. You can't fall in love with missile toad.
Missile Toad:
Missile Toad:
November 29, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Everyone: missile toad isn't real. You can't fall in love with missile toad.
Missile Toad:
Missile Toad:
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WHERE AM I SUPPOSE TO SLEEP?!?!?
November 28, 2024 at 5:01 AM
WHERE AM I SUPPOSE TO SLEEP?!?!?
My alarm goes off, and my cat, who has slept on my computer chair all night, immediately sits down on me and gives me the "pwweez don't leave" eyes, because he knows he's cute. The fluffy little terror.
November 27, 2024 at 1:39 PM
My alarm goes off, and my cat, who has slept on my computer chair all night, immediately sits down on me and gives me the "pwweez don't leave" eyes, because he knows he's cute. The fluffy little terror.
When the heated blanket turns on my cat comes a running.
November 25, 2024 at 4:02 AM
When the heated blanket turns on my cat comes a running.
This face will haunt my nightmares tonight...
November 24, 2024 at 1:13 AM
This face will haunt my nightmares tonight...
As I sit in the emergency vet at the ass crack of dawn. My cat has the most smug look I've ever seen on his face. You're really proud of yourself, aren't you, bud?
November 23, 2024 at 4:05 PM
As I sit in the emergency vet at the ass crack of dawn. My cat has the most smug look I've ever seen on his face. You're really proud of yourself, aren't you, bud?
When I was 12, I watched Death Note first the first time.
In case you were wondering where my obsession with toxic men came from!
In case you were wondering where my obsession with toxic men came from!
November 23, 2024 at 9:16 AM
When I was 12, I watched Death Note first the first time.
In case you were wondering where my obsession with toxic men came from!
In case you were wondering where my obsession with toxic men came from!
Hey, you know what? This just means I can abandon my ******* instead of unfallowing all the people who were canceled recently. Always an upside to everything!
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Hey, you know what? This just means I can abandon my ******* instead of unfallowing all the people who were canceled recently. Always an upside to everything!