Half an hour into redownloading Bumble for the first time in like 9 years, and like 5 minutes of actual swiping on profiles- maybe I should just slide into his DMs on instagram instead, this shit is bleak

That’s also true! NSAIDs can reduce blood flow to your kidneys, which can cause damage if you already have kidney issues or if you’re taking it like candy

I mean, it’s not safe if you have kidney disease, but that’s not a universal issue???

Lmaoo, I managed to escape this hot mess congressional district by one avenue

My Catholic and Jewish friends who are married to each other now broke up and got back together twice while figuring out whether or not their partner being the same faith as them was necessary

Oh very cool! Not at all concerning!

Instead of putting his arm around me like a normal person, he used that arm to like grab onto my face?? Very unnerving

It’s just like, I gave up multiple times last week after spending 20 minutes on one and this week, I could solve them pretty quickly!

Air fryer/toaster oven, a plug in hotpot, and the microwave 🙃

This man is so unserious lmaooooo

Existed 😭😭😭