Devon
@damitsdevon.bsky.social
She/her, Public health nerd, constantly in need of more coffee, absolutely obsessed with my cat
If you’re wondering how chronically online I am, I’m currently at a party to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of when a WhatsApp group chat started 🙃
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If you’re wondering how chronically online I am, I’m currently at a party to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of when a WhatsApp group chat started 🙃
Just saw a profile on Bumble, where the guy’s main photo features both him holding a fish, and someone else’s cute kids that he’s using as props 😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Just saw a profile on Bumble, where the guy’s main photo features both him holding a fish, and someone else’s cute kids that he’s using as props 😭😭😭
Starting the new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Lives and during one of the ad breaks, one of the women was in a Dunkin commercial and was drinking an iced coffee like???
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Starting the new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Lives and during one of the ad breaks, one of the women was in a Dunkin commercial and was drinking an iced coffee like???
Hearing that Hari Kondabolu is back on Bumble, wondering, hmm, maybe I can try this one, specific dating app again 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hearing that Hari Kondabolu is back on Bumble, wondering, hmm, maybe I can try this one, specific dating app again 🤔
Collecting blackmail on native New Yorkers, just in case…
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Collecting blackmail on native New Yorkers, just in case…
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To everyone viewing the Northern Lights
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
To everyone viewing the Northern Lights
Someone on my local Buy Nothing is offering people some of the chili she made because she made a big batch of it, and it’s giving me discourse flashbacks 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Someone on my local Buy Nothing is offering people some of the chili she made because she made a big batch of it, and it’s giving me discourse flashbacks 🫠
Watching a Hallmark movie where angels are matchmaking humans, but they call humans “tender hearts” and it skeeves me out so much.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Watching a Hallmark movie where angels are matchmaking humans, but they call humans “tender hearts” and it skeeves me out so much.
I am too short by 1 inch to be on this list lmao
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am too short by 1 inch to be on this list lmao
And yet, the establishment democrats are still like, “but why did so many people want that radical Zohran Mamdani to be the mayor of the NYC?? 😭”
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
And yet, the establishment democrats are still like, “but why did so many people want that radical Zohran Mamdani to be the mayor of the NYC?? 😭”
Am I paranoid or did the NYT suddenly make the hard mode of Pips a lot easier this week?
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Am I paranoid or did the NYT suddenly make the hard mode of Pips a lot easier this week?
8 months without cooking gas!!! 🥳🥳🥳🫠
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
8 months without cooking gas!!! 🥳🥳🥳🫠
Watching the Ziwe Eric Adams interview and wow, he really remembers all the absolute banger quotes he’s said over the years
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Watching the Ziwe Eric Adams interview and wow, he really remembers all the absolute banger quotes he’s said over the years
I feel like George Santos’ crash out isn’t getting enough attention
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I feel like George Santos’ crash out isn’t getting enough attention
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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I’ve voted for them both consistently but Schumer and Gillibrand primary campaigns start tomorrow
November 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’ve voted for them both consistently but Schumer and Gillibrand primary campaigns start tomorrow
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"I wish Andrew Cuomo the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name." --Mamdani's victory speech is already rocking!
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"I wish Andrew Cuomo the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name." --Mamdani's victory speech is already rocking!
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Still waiting for the live cam of all the billionnaires packing up their NYC apartments to move to Ohio
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Still waiting for the live cam of all the billionnaires packing up their NYC apartments to move to Ohio
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mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
Fuck you, Andrew Cuomo, have fun in Florida, bitch!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Fuck you, Andrew Cuomo, have fun in Florida, bitch!!!
Last night, I dreamt I was on vacation and missing my cat 😭😭😭
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Last night, I dreamt I was on vacation and missing my cat 😭😭😭
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If we don’t find another 5K cops to play candy crush in the subway it’s literally going to turn into the dance scene from Michael Jackson’s Bad music video.
Jesus Christ this Cuomo ad that ran during the Army/Air Force game
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If we don’t find another 5K cops to play candy crush in the subway it’s literally going to turn into the dance scene from Michael Jackson’s Bad music video.
There’s this one anti-Zohran ad that claims that he handed the 2024 election to Trump by not endorsing Harris and like, Zohran didn’t even announce he was running for mayor until 2 weeks before the election and was relatively obscure until well after the election
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There’s this one anti-Zohran ad that claims that he handed the 2024 election to Trump by not endorsing Harris and like, Zohran didn’t even announce he was running for mayor until 2 weeks before the election and was relatively obscure until well after the election
