David J
@damjef.bsky.social
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads. They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
I keep seeing this and thinking that’s such an unusual way to carry a tray of Ferrero Rocher.
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I keep seeing this and thinking that’s such an unusual way to carry a tray of Ferrero Rocher.
Dagnabbit!!! That was the four I originally put but I changed it for a cheap gag that didn’t even work.
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Dagnabbit!!! That was the four I originally put but I changed it for a cheap gag that didn’t even work.
Hand-tied by Charli herself.
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Hand-tied by Charli herself.
The Wasserman exodus continues apace. 👏
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The Wasserman exodus continues apace. 👏
No Pasarán! etc etc
About 90% of my posts are about pop music and the telly so British Cycling Advocates seems a stretch.
About 90% of my posts are about pop music and the telly so British Cycling Advocates seems a stretch.
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 AM
No Pasarán! etc etc
About 90% of my posts are about pop music and the telly so British Cycling Advocates seems a stretch.
About 90% of my posts are about pop music and the telly so British Cycling Advocates seems a stretch.
Very strong “she’s turned the weans against us” energy from that Austrian snowboarder.
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Very strong “she’s turned the weans against us” energy from that Austrian snowboarder.
Seeing as how lots of you are sharing how you voted...
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Seeing as how lots of you are sharing how you voted...
Lovely stuff from my Twitter archives. Here's me telling Rebecca Self Esteem Taylor about them!
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Lovely stuff from my Twitter archives. Here's me telling Rebecca Self Esteem Taylor about them!
January 30, 2026 at 9:35 PM
* actually I don't and I'll be voting ConManJade but a good meme's a good meme
** I know it's not a meme
*** and the film's shit too. Seriously, stop putting Rami Malek in films, he's awful.
** I know it's not a meme
*** and the film's shit too. Seriously, stop putting Rami Malek in films, he's awful.
January 30, 2026 at 5:21 PM
* actually I don't and I'll be voting ConManJade but a good meme's a good meme
** I know it's not a meme
*** and the film's shit too. Seriously, stop putting Rami Malek in films, he's awful.
** I know it's not a meme
*** and the film's shit too. Seriously, stop putting Rami Malek in films, he's awful.
There's always one prick isn't there.
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
There's always one prick isn't there.
I see the Guardian have changed the photo on this story from the one they posted earlier with the candidate’s hair in rollers.
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I see the Guardian have changed the photo on this story from the one they posted earlier with the candidate’s hair in rollers.
Instagram hedging its bets.
January 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Instagram hedging its bets.
Thanks Robert Burns for the annual gift of the big baby food dinner.
January 25, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Thanks Robert Burns for the annual gift of the big baby food dinner.
Trump's Board of Peace is basically just Calvin's Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club.
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Trump's Board of Peace is basically just Calvin's Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club.
