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David J
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The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads. They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Seeing some discussion about the Champions League format. Let’s be clear. The CL is tedious money-grabbing dogshit until you get to the knockout stages.

People losing their minds about Benfica’s 4th goal tonight cos, finally, after 144 nothing games, there are actual consequences.
January 28, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Willy Ronis, one of the great French photographers of the twentieth century.

Venice, 1959

#WillyRonis #Photography
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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RIP Sly Dunbar. Here's a lovely edition of the South Bank Show all about the wonderful Sly and Robbie. A few people were asking to see it, so I've uploaded it to YouTube and I'll leave it there until Monday. Hopefully it'll get a proper repeat soon.
youtu.be/M-cuOdr6DpQ
South Bank Show - Sly & Robbie
YouTube video by Salvage Operation
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Offensive tweets, is it?
January 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Hardest part of prepping for #TheTenX5 is trying to work out who has been cancelled, what were they cancelled for, and have they been subsequently absolved.
January 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Fuck sakes Hughie!!! 💩
#DogsBehavingVeryBadly
January 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Just checked Melania showings at my local cinema. Over the week there are 14 showings, 76 seats per showing, 1064 seats in total and they’ve sold two single tickets thus far.
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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I know it’s only 26 minutes of your whole day but does anyone else feel like they’re just constantly brushing their teeth?
January 27, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Instagram hedging its bets.
January 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:

“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I know people will have “opinions” but this feels like the perfect appointment to me.
Bake Off has confirmed that Nigella Lawson is to be the new judge on Bake Off

"I'm uncharacteristically rather lost for words right now!" said @nigella.bsky.social in a press statement.
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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I love Bowie but this is painfully accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Linehan's just completely lost his fucking mind. I mean I know this isn't news to anyone but there's literally nothing left there any more. The thought cancer has run rampant through every brain cell. Just a blackened husk of putrid fecal death matter inside his skull. He needs sectioning.
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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youtu.be/VJSQ-CQOKlM
Unhealthy amounts of screentime went into these, but it was a lot of fun. I'm looking for work, and representation. Drop me a line at [email protected]. Ta
2026 Showreel - Swedemason
YouTube video by swedemason
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January 26, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Fuck the Pats.
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Thanks Robert Burns for the annual gift of the big baby food dinner.
January 25, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Maybe sell a kidney, but you should definitely not sell your kidneys.
January 25, 2026 at 12:58 PM