Damned Goblin
@damnedgoblin.bsky.social
Gross little monster hiding under the bed.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
No AI. Period. End of sentence.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
No AI. Period. End of sentence.
I found a nice english translation on the first try. Gonna ride this into the ground tonight. It slaps.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hsa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hsa...
Bella Ciao (English)
YouTube video by Seth Staton Watkins
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I found a nice english translation on the first try. Gonna ride this into the ground tonight. It slaps.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hsa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hsa...
I have been listening to @hanrahan.tv and his most excellent series SAD OLIGARCH for perspective on unquestioned Tyranny. It's pretty egregious.
The most impressive has been "decapitated by tow line hooked to car." Official cause of death? Suicide.
The most impressive has been "decapitated by tow line hooked to car." Official cause of death? Suicide.
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I have been listening to @hanrahan.tv and his most excellent series SAD OLIGARCH for perspective on unquestioned Tyranny. It's pretty egregious.
The most impressive has been "decapitated by tow line hooked to car." Official cause of death? Suicide.
The most impressive has been "decapitated by tow line hooked to car." Official cause of death? Suicide.
I mean, they weren't wrong. I was slammin!
That was the first mistake.
The second was going Regimental, which is normally for kilts and not halloween cheerleading costumes.
That was the first mistake.
The second was going Regimental, which is normally for kilts and not halloween cheerleading costumes.
January 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I mean, they weren't wrong. I was slammin!
That was the first mistake.
The second was going Regimental, which is normally for kilts and not halloween cheerleading costumes.
That was the first mistake.
The second was going Regimental, which is normally for kilts and not halloween cheerleading costumes.
I appreciate your efforts but also how dare you make me feel sympathy for that gacked out meercat of a person?
January 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I appreciate your efforts but also how dare you make me feel sympathy for that gacked out meercat of a person?
Usually on purpose. Once in a screen door. That... was not a good day.
January 26, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Usually on purpose. Once in a screen door. That... was not a good day.
The problem is that January 6 SHOULD have been his Waterloo, but somehow we let him whine and piss himself and cheat his way back into power. Trump won't learn from this, but we need to.
January 26, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The problem is that January 6 SHOULD have been his Waterloo, but somehow we let him whine and piss himself and cheat his way back into power. Trump won't learn from this, but we need to.
I disagree completely. Every American right now knows that when THE POLICE are carrying a weapon there is an assumption of risk and risk of force being used against us. The Gun Owners just also understand that it sucks being the only one with no gun at a gun fight.
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I disagree completely. Every American right now knows that when THE POLICE are carrying a weapon there is an assumption of risk and risk of force being used against us. The Gun Owners just also understand that it sucks being the only one with no gun at a gun fight.
They learned it from the Catholic Church.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
They learned it from the Catholic Church.
Can we get Conspiracy After the Fact charges for everyone who made false statements to suppress the case? Puppykiller and company should be in JAIL for trying to cover this up. This is not hyperbole, what they did was an ACTUAL CRIME WITH CONSEQUENCES!
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Can we get Conspiracy After the Fact charges for everyone who made false statements to suppress the case? Puppykiller and company should be in JAIL for trying to cover this up. This is not hyperbole, what they did was an ACTUAL CRIME WITH CONSEQUENCES!
Follow up question. Ma'am are you concerned at all that your gross incompetence and willfull head-up-assery crosses over from you just being incredibly stupid and unqualified to run a department to clear criminal conspiracy? Clearly you are going to jail for a very long time, but are you ready?
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Follow up question. Ma'am are you concerned at all that your gross incompetence and willfull head-up-assery crosses over from you just being incredibly stupid and unqualified to run a department to clear criminal conspiracy? Clearly you are going to jail for a very long time, but are you ready?
Who are we kidding, he is the unhealthiest President since Taft and at this rate of decline he will be eating crayons by July.
That said, if he does live that long Vance will be PISSED. He was banking on Trump being worm food before the Inauguration.
My money is on Miller making a skin suit of him
That said, if he does live that long Vance will be PISSED. He was banking on Trump being worm food before the Inauguration.
My money is on Miller making a skin suit of him
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Who are we kidding, he is the unhealthiest President since Taft and at this rate of decline he will be eating crayons by July.
That said, if he does live that long Vance will be PISSED. He was banking on Trump being worm food before the Inauguration.
My money is on Miller making a skin suit of him
That said, if he does live that long Vance will be PISSED. He was banking on Trump being worm food before the Inauguration.
My money is on Miller making a skin suit of him
So it's your mom's fault you can't release the Epstein Files now?
Just kidding, you know she didn't get to have her own opinions.
Just kidding, you know she didn't get to have her own opinions.
January 23, 2026 at 10:19 PM
So it's your mom's fault you can't release the Epstein Files now?
Just kidding, you know she didn't get to have her own opinions.
Just kidding, you know she didn't get to have her own opinions.
Is it good lawyer-ing to cite supporting decisions that have already been reversed on appeal?
Asking for an incredibly incompetent friend.
Just kidding, we ain't friends at all.
Asking for an incredibly incompetent friend.
Just kidding, we ain't friends at all.
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Is it good lawyer-ing to cite supporting decisions that have already been reversed on appeal?
Asking for an incredibly incompetent friend.
Just kidding, we ain't friends at all.
Asking for an incredibly incompetent friend.
Just kidding, we ain't friends at all.
Hans Gruber only got 640 Million! This bitch stole TWO GRUBERS and nobody has crashed a helicopter into his face or nothing!
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Hans Gruber only got 640 Million! This bitch stole TWO GRUBERS and nobody has crashed a helicopter into his face or nothing!
That's treason right? We all see the treason don't we?
January 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM
That's treason right? We all see the treason don't we?
fucking the wrong way is certainly more exciting :D
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
fucking the wrong way is certainly more exciting :D
take them off first. Or don't, you can race the fire out of them. That sounds like a bad TikTok challenge but I am not going to lie and say I wouldnt watch it.
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
take them off first. Or don't, you can race the fire out of them. That sounds like a bad TikTok challenge but I am not going to lie and say I wouldnt watch it.
Yes, we have seen the mug shots. You sure do hire a lot of folks with a disturbing interest in children.
January 23, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Yes, we have seen the mug shots. You sure do hire a lot of folks with a disturbing interest in children.
At least they will have Superior Potassium.
January 22, 2026 at 9:57 PM
At least they will have Superior Potassium.
Your go-to allegory is going to be the ship that was loudly proclaimed as awesome and unsinkable but immediately failed due to gross incompetence? Weirdly on the nose of you...
January 22, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Your go-to allegory is going to be the ship that was loudly proclaimed as awesome and unsinkable but immediately failed due to gross incompetence? Weirdly on the nose of you...
Keep their fucking MOUTH SHUT. Look at Peter Thiel's eyes and tell me he hasn't screamed this in a teenager's face.
No wait, don't do that. It's not a good idea to make direct eye contact with him. He might read it as aggression. Or flirting. Same thing with him really.
No wait, don't do that. It's not a good idea to make direct eye contact with him. He might read it as aggression. Or flirting. Same thing with him really.
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Keep their fucking MOUTH SHUT. Look at Peter Thiel's eyes and tell me he hasn't screamed this in a teenager's face.
No wait, don't do that. It's not a good idea to make direct eye contact with him. He might read it as aggression. Or flirting. Same thing with him really.
No wait, don't do that. It's not a good idea to make direct eye contact with him. He might read it as aggression. Or flirting. Same thing with him really.
I thought it was Impending Liver Failure Glow.
Or Goat Dick. No that is what his breath smells like. Maybe that's why they had to turn the plane around. "These Goats are too old! Get me younger goats to molest!"
Or Goat Dick. No that is what his breath smells like. Maybe that's why they had to turn the plane around. "These Goats are too old! Get me younger goats to molest!"
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I thought it was Impending Liver Failure Glow.
Or Goat Dick. No that is what his breath smells like. Maybe that's why they had to turn the plane around. "These Goats are too old! Get me younger goats to molest!"
Or Goat Dick. No that is what his breath smells like. Maybe that's why they had to turn the plane around. "These Goats are too old! Get me younger goats to molest!"
Ouch! I need ointment for that burn!
January 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Ouch! I need ointment for that burn!