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Damned Goblin
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Gross little monster hiding under the bed.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.

No AI. Period. End of sentence.
Pinned
If you think you have a good point, I will listen. If you think you can make your point better by posting AI feces, I will block.

You don't have to be a great artist, I will accept stick figures. I will not accept feces.
Good day to watch @ginnydi.com build a medieval tavern out of nostalgia and stress.

youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE?...

Take a break from the wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's fun!
I turned a Barbie Dream House into a D&D tavern
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January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Only three more shopping days to get your Presidential Pardon Bribes in.

Yes I know Christmas is 2 days but you think Trump knows what day it is? But he IS golfing Friday. He would be raping kids but he forgot.

Sad state when the only thing stopping his disgusting crimes is senility.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I did not expect for the country I grew up in to be unrepentantly Evil. But I definitely did not anticipate that it would also be this DUMB!
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Message to SCOTUS: You seem to have forgotten this part, but you are actually supposed to reach a verdict AFTER you hear the case. Not as soon as Dipshit J Poopinpants hands you the check.

Who am I kidding. IOU. That bitch doesn't pay his bills.
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey here's a thought. Maybe we SHOULDN'T let politicians shuffle us around in voting blocks like the world's shittiest Magic the Gathering player? How bout we don't put up with that shit?
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think Petey is relying on a promise from Daddy to "un-court-martial" him. Daddy said that is a thing and Daddy said he would do it and Daddy doesn't lie. To me. I hope. This time.
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Oh no mister president sir! You missed a step. You forgot to replace the courtmartial judges with sycophantic toadies with no actual judicial experience! You cant courtmartial a decorated wartime Naval Officer and FUCKING ASTRONAUT with COMPETENT Judges! Is Petey sleeping off his happy juice again?
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Elon's face here says "It was me who farted. No one will ever know."
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A man is dead. We know who gave the order. Our own intelligence spelled it out and that cancerous blob of shit shook his hand and smiled for the camera.
Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The thing about Clinton is that unlike Jeffrey, he is still alive. You can just ASK him. I mean he is a good liar, but I can imagine the answers

I wouldn't call what he did good enough to count.
Look, don't try to beat Bubba at Gay Chicken.
Don't let anybody tell you Bill turned down a blowie. Ever
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you think you have a good point, I will listen. If you think you can make your point better by posting AI feces, I will block.

You don't have to be a great artist, I will accept stick figures. I will not accept feces.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The Mariner's Bell chimed till it rang 29 times...
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Yes, it is a nice thing that churches provide food to the desperate out of charity.

They do that because they see an EVIL taking place. That's you. You are the evil. You are not off the hook because someone else can't stomach watching you be a piece of shit.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The thing nobody is talking about is that when the premiums skyrocket, people will not just "find the money." They will lose coverage. People will die. Not figurative. Real Die

They don't care about any of that, but they will care about this.

Ins companies will lose money. THAT will matter to them
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Anyone in crypto who gets charged with money laundering should be allowed to plead DUH

The thing we built for money laundering was used to launder money? No shit your honor.
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Somebody remind me. What are the rules for removing a Speaker of the House for gross dereliction of duty again?
October 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Fun fact: According to the Census forms, people of Hispanic heritage are classified as White.

That line you think they won't cross, they already crossed it. You are not safe.
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Thank you Secretary Hegseth for documenting your War Crimes so openly and brazenly. This will make the trial go much faster.

Remember, ignorance of the law is not a legal defense. And you are one ignorant motherfucker.
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
As to the Kirk Slaying, the unpleasant truth that conservatives are trying not to face is that this is not a side effect of 2A, it is it's purpose. Charlie had a clear political voice and someone used a gun to silence it.

The thousands of dead kids (that hurt to type) are the side effect.
September 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I have to say, the hardest working person in President Pedo's cabinet is the person translating all of these executive orders from German to English. It's extra challenging because German has so many big words to explain to him.
September 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Repost and 💙 if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM