Where do I sign up?

What a flirt

I live across the street from this sign and I can promise it is not being enforced.

Actually, I live across the street from Auto Zone and Advance Auto and about 10 different independently owned mechanics' shops, and I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't some backdoor dealing going on there.

In restaurants, a Salamander is an exposed element a few inches above a rack. So obv it's named Sally, and if you get a 2nd Salamander, you call it a Lizard, then Lizzy, but if you're being formal, it's Celine and Elizabeth. Eventually you wind up asking someone if Celine and Elizabeth are turned on

I would destroy a pickle biscuit. With my mouth.

0% of this makes sense

I was contemplating that. Oreo makes a gluten free version, and I'm told they are slightly softer than standard oreos. So I hypothesize that the gluten free Oreo texture works better with the Reese's peanut butter texture.

Interestingly, since it's always the first thing I check, they're gluten free.

I didn't wind up buying them though.

The problem with that is the most influential members of congress are already millionaires. To them, losing a paycheck is just a negligible price of admission.

oh goddamn Virginia. I guess my state just couldn't let a good thing happen unpunished.

depends on if the world's biggest fucking loser could still build the world's biggest dog rescue shelters.