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Damnit, Amanda
@damnitamanda.bsky.social
Recovering chef. Filthy socialist. Pro-pineapple on pizza. The little plastic castle is a surprise every time.
Where do I sign up?
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What a flirt
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I live across the street from this sign and I can promise it is not being enforced.

Actually, I live across the street from Auto Zone and Advance Auto and about 10 different independently owned mechanics' shops, and I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't some backdoor dealing going on there.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In restaurants, a Salamander is an exposed element a few inches above a rack. So obv it's named Sally, and if you get a 2nd Salamander, you call it a Lizard, then Lizzy, but if you're being formal, it's Celine and Elizabeth. Eventually you wind up asking someone if Celine and Elizabeth are turned on
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I would destroy a pickle biscuit. With my mouth.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
0% of this makes sense
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I was contemplating that. Oreo makes a gluten free version, and I'm told they are slightly softer than standard oreos. So I hypothesize that the gluten free Oreo texture works better with the Reese's peanut butter texture.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Interestingly, since it's always the first thing I check, they're gluten free.

I didn't wind up buying them though.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The problem with that is the most influential members of congress are already millionaires. To them, losing a paycheck is just a negligible price of admission.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
oh goddamn Virginia. I guess my state just couldn't let a good thing happen unpunished.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
depends on if the world's biggest fucking loser could still build the world's biggest dog rescue shelters.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM