Damnit, Amanda
@damnitamanda.bsky.social
Recovering chef. Filthy socialist. Pro-pineapple on pizza. The little plastic castle is a surprise every time.
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Damnit, Amanda
@damnitamanda.bsky.social
· Sep 25
Look, I have a perfectly good reason for crying in a Dollar Tree
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
That's every day for me though
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
That's every day for me though
The candied cranberries that were going to be my contribution for Thanksgiving meal that starts in two hours
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The candied cranberries that were going to be my contribution for Thanksgiving meal that starts in two hours
Got my Tuesday Video candle from @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social. The box it came in is gorgeous and I haven't gotten a new tattoo in at least a year so...
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Got my Tuesday Video candle from @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social. The box it came in is gorgeous and I haven't gotten a new tattoo in at least a year so...
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
I woke up depressed as fuck today but the woman who adopted one of my former foster dogs just told me that they can't see his ribs anymore 💔
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I woke up depressed as fuck today but the woman who adopted one of my former foster dogs just told me that they can't see his ribs anymore 💔
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Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
There are so many leaves on the ground that I lost my path walking through the woods, but my dog sat down and refused to move until I admitted that one of us needed to be in charge of this situation and it wasn't me
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There are so many leaves on the ground that I lost my path walking through the woods, but my dog sat down and refused to move until I admitted that one of us needed to be in charge of this situation and it wasn't me
I have known death all my life. I fear it, of course. But it is familiar. Death is a stray dog I have taken in and fed—not because I love it but because I don’t want it biting me out of hunger. 💙📚 🪐💙
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I have known death all my life. I fear it, of course. But it is familiar. Death is a stray dog I have taken in and fed—not because I love it but because I don’t want it biting me out of hunger. 💙📚 🪐💙
It's crazy how there's ever encroaching fascism and also I still have to wash the dishes
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's crazy how there's ever encroaching fascism and also I still have to wash the dishes
Me taking a selfie to see if I could pull off an impromptu video call 🤣😭😭😭
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me taking a selfie to see if I could pull off an impromptu video call 🤣😭😭😭
This is the job application to work at Sheetz except not Sheetz one of the other ones that's basically Sheetz I swear to fucking god this is why nObOdY wAnTs tO WoRk AnYmOrE
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is the job application to work at Sheetz except not Sheetz one of the other ones that's basically Sheetz I swear to fucking god this is why nObOdY wAnTs tO WoRk AnYmOrE
America should be illegal.
I bet these are delicious.
I bet these are delicious.
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
America should be illegal.
I bet these are delicious.
I bet these are delicious.
I'll never forget the time when I asked a guy who only ever ate fried foods if he had ever eaten a vegetable and he said "yeah I love potatoes"
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'll never forget the time when I asked a guy who only ever ate fried foods if he had ever eaten a vegetable and he said "yeah I love potatoes"
Everyone say hi to Belle. She claims to be three years old. I'm going to need to see some paperwork.
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Everyone say hi to Belle. She claims to be three years old. I'm going to need to see some paperwork.
THE FOSTER DOG HAS FOUND HIS FOREVER HOME!
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
THE FOSTER DOG HAS FOUND HIS FOREVER HOME!
"A few stagnant years went by, during which he made halfhearted attempts at starting different collections (coins, China, friends), dabbled in hypochondria, tried to develop an enthusiasm for horses, and failed to become a dandy.
Time became a constant itch." ❤️📚
Time became a constant itch." ❤️📚
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"A few stagnant years went by, during which he made halfhearted attempts at starting different collections (coins, China, friends), dabbled in hypochondria, tried to develop an enthusiasm for horses, and failed to become a dandy.
Time became a constant itch." ❤️📚
Time became a constant itch." ❤️📚
Being a democratic in Virginia rn
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Being a democratic in Virginia rn
When you voted for Abigail Spanberger but you also voted for Tim Kaine
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When you voted for Abigail Spanberger but you also voted for Tim Kaine
In the ocean, if a big wave is approaching but it's too shallow to dive underneath it, you turn sideways so you don't absorb the blow with your knees.
This is also true at doggie daycare.
This is also true at doggie daycare.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
In the ocean, if a big wave is approaching but it's too shallow to dive underneath it, you turn sideways so you don't absorb the blow with your knees.
This is also true at doggie daycare.
This is also true at doggie daycare.
I like election sign season because now I know which locally owned businesses I'm never going to use
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I like election sign season because now I know which locally owned businesses I'm never going to use
The random number generator on my TBR list has decided to just fuck me all up ❤️📚
And I mean I JUST had to help prepare a dog to cross the Rainbow Bridge so great thanks TBR RNG
And I mean I JUST had to help prepare a dog to cross the Rainbow Bridge so great thanks TBR RNG
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The random number generator on my TBR list has decided to just fuck me all up ❤️📚
And I mean I JUST had to help prepare a dog to cross the Rainbow Bridge so great thanks TBR RNG
And I mean I JUST had to help prepare a dog to cross the Rainbow Bridge so great thanks TBR RNG
Finch says please adopt the fucking foster husky so he get some goddamn peace and quiet
cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Finch says please adopt the fucking foster husky so he get some goddamn peace and quiet
cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
You can adopt your own furry sproing by going to cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You can adopt your own furry sproing by going to cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...