Maffyou
@damplump.bsky.social
Earth Scientist | Plant Parent | Invertebrate Guardian | Snacks
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A "hot" sauce called Puka Shell Necklace and the ingredients are just mayonnaise with a bit of black pepper
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A "hot" sauce called Puka Shell Necklace and the ingredients are just mayonnaise with a bit of black pepper
Turkeys the size of chickens
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Turkeys the size of chickens
It's snowing here, and the heated driveway for the building across the street is making big steam
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It's snowing here, and the heated driveway for the building across the street is making big steam
My major problem with xmas movies is that nobody takes their shoes off when they come inside
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My major problem with xmas movies is that nobody takes their shoes off when they come inside
I forgot to post these from last week but i needed to write them in my notes app to share:
1) There's an old man at the performance wearing wide copper bangles that jingle together
2)Overheard conversation
A:So what are the pyramids like?
B: It's just other worldly
A: Wow! Really?!
1) There's an old man at the performance wearing wide copper bangles that jingle together
2)Overheard conversation
A:So what are the pyramids like?
B: It's just other worldly
A: Wow! Really?!
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I forgot to post these from last week but i needed to write them in my notes app to share:
1) There's an old man at the performance wearing wide copper bangles that jingle together
2)Overheard conversation
A:So what are the pyramids like?
B: It's just other worldly
A: Wow! Really?!
1) There's an old man at the performance wearing wide copper bangles that jingle together
2)Overheard conversation
A:So what are the pyramids like?
B: It's just other worldly
A: Wow! Really?!
Who can maintain a calorie deficit when the call of a post dinner cheese pizza is so strong????
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Who can maintain a calorie deficit when the call of a post dinner cheese pizza is so strong????
The fact that i can order three different species of pest cockroach to my apartment by mail is crazy to me. It's like i want to, but i shouldn't
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The fact that i can order three different species of pest cockroach to my apartment by mail is crazy to me. It's like i want to, but i shouldn't
Checked to see if a new friend request on ig was gay and saw that they are following a diane keaton and allison janney fan account, so we're all systems go 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Checked to see if a new friend request on ig was gay and saw that they are following a diane keaton and allison janney fan account, so we're all systems go 🫡
This never gets old for me. It's so good. Such simpler times really
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This never gets old for me. It's so good. Such simpler times really
I'm going to eat a third sandwich before bed. Just letting you know, so it's not a surprise when it happens
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm going to eat a third sandwich before bed. Just letting you know, so it's not a surprise when it happens
Guys who take prep become part of a community known as Preppers
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Guys who take prep become part of a community known as Preppers
Yes to the flies
Chat, should i start a soldier fly composting project in my flat? I already have a red wiggler bin, but they are lazy and don't eat very quickly
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yes to the flies
My friend's 78 year old mother has signed up for rodeo school
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My friend's 78 year old mother has signed up for rodeo school
Chat, should i start a soldier fly composting project in my flat? I already have a red wiggler bin, but they are lazy and don't eat very quickly
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Chat, should i start a soldier fly composting project in my flat? I already have a red wiggler bin, but they are lazy and don't eat very quickly
The science of beans states that each bean has its own collection of tiny fart bubbles trapped inside. So when you eat a lot of beans, they collectively pool their toots inside you, making a series of larger toots
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The science of beans states that each bean has its own collection of tiny fart bubbles trapped inside. So when you eat a lot of beans, they collectively pool their toots inside you, making a series of larger toots
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hungry art the hippos of the heart
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
hungry art the hippos of the heart
Treating my neighbours to a Toni Braxton sing-a- long while i cook dinner
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Treating my neighbours to a Toni Braxton sing-a- long while i cook dinner
If it doesn't involve a can of mushroom soup and a box of yellow cake mix, it's not a real Thanksgiving
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If it doesn't involve a can of mushroom soup and a box of yellow cake mix, it's not a real Thanksgiving
Something else you should know about me is that i love peanuts and peanut butter
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Something else you should know about me is that i love peanuts and peanut butter
I don't need more plants. I can't fit anymore in. The ones i have are enough, and many of them will get much bigger.
I will ignore the above statements as i update my bucket list of plants i must have
I will ignore the above statements as i update my bucket list of plants i must have
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I don't need more plants. I can't fit anymore in. The ones i have are enough, and many of them will get much bigger.
I will ignore the above statements as i update my bucket list of plants i must have
I will ignore the above statements as i update my bucket list of plants i must have
Confession time: my office smells like lady bugs
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Confession time: my office smells like lady bugs
Decaffeinated sparkling havarti beverage
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Decaffeinated sparkling havarti beverage