Maffyou
@damplump.bsky.social
Earth Scientist | Plant Parent | Invertebrate Guardian | Snacks
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Decadent means 10 teeth
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Decadent means 10 teeth
This train is boiling.
About to whip out my tiddies just to cool off
Also, some monster near me sprayed very oppressive perfume on themselves
About to whip out my tiddies just to cool off
Also, some monster near me sprayed very oppressive perfume on themselves
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
This train is boiling.
About to whip out my tiddies just to cool off
Also, some monster near me sprayed very oppressive perfume on themselves
About to whip out my tiddies just to cool off
Also, some monster near me sprayed very oppressive perfume on themselves
2026 might be the year we find out it's actually pronounced Banaña
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
2026 might be the year we find out it's actually pronounced Banaña
Let X be pizza lunch thursday
Let Y be in my mouth
Let Y be in my mouth
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Let X be pizza lunch thursday
Let Y be in my mouth
Let Y be in my mouth
The moon's baby book:
the day the earth gave birth
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The moon's baby book:
Ground cherries are very slippery
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Ground cherries are very slippery
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TL;DR I love being gay
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
TL;DR I love being gay
I could've sworn i saw the "full body chills" lady at the grocery store this afternoon. I don't know if she's in toronto, but if she is, she was buying bbq chicken flatbread
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I could've sworn i saw the "full body chills" lady at the grocery store this afternoon. I don't know if she's in toronto, but if she is, she was buying bbq chicken flatbread
Almost accidentally ordered ice cream for dogs for myself
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Almost accidentally ordered ice cream for dogs for myself
What do you mean cat treats aren't in the Family Day snack section of the grocery flyer????!?!?! He's my family😾
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
What do you mean cat treats aren't in the Family Day snack section of the grocery flyer????!?!?! He's my family😾
Do they still sell cans of whoopass or is it only bottled now?
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Do they still sell cans of whoopass or is it only bottled now?
I'm going to make an energy drink called "Karen Energy"
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I'm going to make an energy drink called "Karen Energy"
In the southern hemisphere, Cadbury creme eggs are creme on the outside with a solid chocolate middle
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
In the southern hemisphere, Cadbury creme eggs are creme on the outside with a solid chocolate middle
What am i to do with white pepper?
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
What am i to do with white pepper?
The little chihuahua down the hall from me has been left alone and is howling as loud as he can 🥹. He's so little. I'd offer to babysit, but i worry he'd grow to love me more than his owner (not bragging, just honest) and that's too much drama
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The little chihuahua down the hall from me has been left alone and is howling as loud as he can 🥹. He's so little. I'd offer to babysit, but i worry he'd grow to love me more than his owner (not bragging, just honest) and that's too much drama
Drank too many inca kolas and now i can't sleep
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Drank too many inca kolas and now i can't sleep
Does anyone have a less common but favourite type of vinegar?
I'm looking to expand my horizons beyond white, apple cider,balsamic, white balsamic, red wine, and rice vinegars
I'm looking to expand my horizons beyond white, apple cider,balsamic, white balsamic, red wine, and rice vinegars
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Does anyone have a less common but favourite type of vinegar?
I'm looking to expand my horizons beyond white, apple cider,balsamic, white balsamic, red wine, and rice vinegars
I'm looking to expand my horizons beyond white, apple cider,balsamic, white balsamic, red wine, and rice vinegars
Shake me like one of your muppets
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Shake me like one of your muppets
I'm really surprised that the notoriously italian lady gaga hasn't appeared in the opening ceremony yet. Missed opportunity
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I'm really surprised that the notoriously italian lady gaga hasn't appeared in the opening ceremony yet. Missed opportunity
Just had an electrician arrive 5 minutes before they said they would, got the job finished efficiently, and left within a 30min period. I feel like i should buy a lottery ticket
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Just had an electrician arrive 5 minutes before they said they would, got the job finished efficiently, and left within a 30min period. I feel like i should buy a lottery ticket
Forwarding chain letters to my pen pal
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Forwarding chain letters to my pen pal